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  1. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:22pm UTC
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    Alexander William
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    Still can't believe I've never been asked to be a model for Victoria's secret. Come on, people
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  2. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    I'm covering my ears like a kid
    When your words mean nothing, I go la la la
    I'm turning off the volume when you speak
    Cause if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it I go
    La la, la la la...
    La la, la la la

  3. pugsandkisses pugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    I wish there was a device,
    so I could know if people like me or not, because I have no idea

  4. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    To say "I want you"
    would sound far too eager.
    To say "I need you"
    would sound far too desperate.
    To say "I love you"
    would sound far too hasty.
    So I remain silent,
    hoping not to sound
    too indifferent.
    (JL)
    .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    ❝Writing is hard. That's why so few people stick to it and
    actually finish things. And why you have a right to be
    immensely proud when you finish something.❞
    -Andy Ihnatko

  8. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    I don't want to be called perfect
    or beautiful or special.
    We have overused those words
    to the point where their meanings
    no longer hold the eloquence
    they used to.
    Instead I want to be called
    breathtaking
    or alluring
    or unparalleled.
    I want to be called something
    like that so then
    I know I'm not
    average to them.
    I'm not 'perfect'
    because that would
    be too easy of a
    word to think up.
    I want to know that they
    have spent their time
    thinking of me
    wondering about me
    and imagining me.
    (LTN)
    .

  9. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    Me: *dies*
    At my funeral:
    Mom: *comes to my coffin*
    Mom:
    Mom:
    Mom:
    Mom: you forgot to do the dishes

  10. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    Sometimes sunshine gets lost in the rain
    and it keeps pouring down.
    Please don't remove this!

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY
    BETTER TELL THEM WHILE
    THEY'RE HERE, CAUSE
    they may just run away from you
    Please don't remove this!

  12. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    I was in a radioshack with my brother while snapchatting my friend
    & I thought I'd just take a picture of the cashier while he was cashing us out because, I don't know I was bored. it was going great until the flash went off

  13. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 6:21am UTC
    Life is only precious because it ends.
    - MARS, PERCY JACKSON & THE SON OF NEPTUNE

  14. Princess B-tch* Princess B-tch*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    I'm in love.
    I was texting this guy and
    I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
    A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you've already said "What?" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Cameron: If you were in jail and I was told that I needed to pay your bail, I'd walk out.
    Me: If you were in jail and I was your one phone call, I'd hang up!

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Dear Diet,
    It's not me, it's you.
    I just don't think it's going to work.
    You're boring, tasteless, and I can't stop
    cheating on you.

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC
    Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
    And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

  19. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Walk in the streets.
    With you and your worn out jeans, I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be.
    Laughing on a park bench thinking to myself, hey isn't this easy? And you've got a smile
    that can light up this whole town. I haven't seen it in a while since he's brought you down

  20. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    It was just another story
    PRINTED ON THE SECOND PAGE,
    underneath the Tiger's football score.
    It said he was only eighteen,
    a boy about my age.
    THEY FOUND HIM FACE DOWN ON HIS BEDROOM FLOOR.
    Please don't remove this!

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