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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

when you get to that part of a
book where the title suddenly just
makes sense
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.
someone please date me.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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styles*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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VintageParis
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 9:11pm UTC

You're weird.
You're my new best friend ♥
nmf

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Alexx_
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Justin & Selena broke up??!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares..
nmf

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 9:19pm UTC

My mom never has to worry about me sneaking out
unless she moves the computer outside..

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:28pm UTC

you are now aware
that you cannot say
"irish wristwatch."

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:23pm UTC

people think that i'm quiet because i'm shy.
but really i've been silently judging them from afar and determining that they are all f/cking idiots.

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You_R_Beautiful
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 6:38pm UTC

*Watching Movies*
Me at 7: Wow, mommy are girls in school really that mean?
Me at 12: Wow, way to exaggerate.
Me now: I have a feeling, that the movies were supposed to be a warning.

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OreoLover
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 6:48pm UTC

NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE ,
There's always that one girl in your class that's obsessed
with horses.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 7:28pm UTC

i will slap you
by accident on purpose.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC

to walk "gingerly" means to
walk in shoes without souls in them.

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audreyann
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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