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greyskies
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May 6, 2013 5:03am UTC

Like what you see?
My number is:
1-800-u-wish

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters.
This is no coincidence.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours, 23 minutes, and 32 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 3:21pm UTC

sometimes i get thirsty at night but
i can't be bothered to get up so i just think "H2No, i can wait until the morning."

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC

i want to personally thank the person who
discovered that chicken was edible.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC

i just get this really strong feeling that
obama could probably quote mean girls.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:18pm UTC

why would there be 99 bottles of beer
on the wall in the first place

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC

what if the internet doesn't actually exist and
you're just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and you're talking to people

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC

If Channing Tatum did a kissing booth,
we could end world hunger

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Normal people with their crush
Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:47pm UTC

You wanna know what normal is?
A setting on a washing machine
No one wants to be that.

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Eli22b

posted a quote
January 16, 2013 9:26pm UTC

As boys,
we can't break down. we can't cut. we can't skip meals. we can't let peoples words get to us.
we can't be broken . we can't be sad. we can't get tired of living. we can't try and be good enough.
we can't spend forever getting ready to be good enough. we can't crush on people.
we can't have pain in our eyes. we can't be in love. we can't hate ourselves.
But some of us do.

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Alaska Young*
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 9:18pm UTC

if you can not quote a single
quote from Mean Girls.
I can not be friends with you.
Sorry......
Sorry not sorry

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 6:26pm UTC

ugh this song copy i
downloaded is awful quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 7:11pm UTC

i need you,
i need your body
pressed against mine.
your warmth. your smell.
your fingers wrapped around the
curves of mine.
the taste of your kiss.
i need you.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Sit on the couch loser,
WE'RE WATCHING MEAN GIRLS.
format: roseth0rn

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 7:54pm UTC

The temp controls in my fridge
are the same as the ones in my heart
Colder Cold
▽ △
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 8:25pm UTC

So you ask me out as a joke
I t t o o k a l o t o f c o u r a g e t o s a y n o, b e c a u s e I k n e w y o u w e r e k i d d i n g.
A n d I r e a l l y w a n t e d y o u t o b e s e r i o u s.

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 9:13pm UTC

If I can't untangle something within like 3 minutes then
I begin to start having an emotional breakdown.

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