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  1. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
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    August 16, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    accidentally
    Chapter 6
    After we finished our drinks at the cafe, Evan offered to take me home.
    "No, it's fine. I could just walk." I assured.
    Evan stared up at the rain that was pounding hard against the ground.
    He stared back at me with a smirk on his face.
    "You'll be drenched by the time you're there." Evan chuckled. "Let me give you a ride."
    I sighed, giving up as I followed Evan to his car.
    "Did you rob a bank or something?" shocked when I saw that he had a gorgeous, black BMW.
    Evan chuckled, as he got in the driver's seat.
    I took the seat beside him, closing the door after me.
    "My parent's got it for me." he said, pulling out of the parking lot.
    I raised an eyebrow.
    "Your parent's must be loaded if they have enough money to buy you a profession camera and an expensive car."
    Evan bit his lower lip. "They're always working."
    I laughed. "As what? Millionares?"
    "They own a company." Evan snapped with a sudden change of mood.
    I frowned, staring at him carefully.
    Did I say something wrong?
    "I just don't like talking about it." he said, softer this time.
    I gulped, nodding. "Sorry for asking,"
    Evan glanced at me from the corner of his eyes. "It's not your fault. Do you mind if I make a stop before I drop you home?"
    I shook my head, as I stared out the window.
    "Not at all." I muttered.
    Evan studied me carefully as we came to a red light.
    When the light turned green, he sighed, and began to drive.
    We stopped in front of the local music store.
    "Do you want to come in?" Evan asked, his voice sounding gentle.
    He was probably guilty about snapping at me.
    "Sure." I mumbled, getting out of the car.
    I walked up to the front entrance, stepping inside.
    I've only ever been in this particular music store twice.
    The first time was to get my first iPod.
    The second was to fix the cracked screen on my iPod.
    "Evan! What are you doing here, man?" a voice suddenly called out, making me whip my head around.
    Evan walked up to the counter, to where one of the school's most well known guys were.
    Aiden Jerome.
    He was the notorious player of our school.
    Everywhere you went, you would hear girls gossiping about their latest hookup with him.
    He made me sick.
    "I'm just here to drop off that memory card you let me borrow." Evan said, handing him a small, blue chip.
    Aiden took it out of his hands, and stared past Evan's shoulder.
    His eyes stared directly into mine.
    A smirk spread across his face. "Whose this?" he asked flirtatiously.
    "This is Arden." Evan said. "She's not available."
    Aiden licked his lips, giving me a wink. "So, is she your's?"
    Evan turned around to face me, as his green eyes stared back at my dull brown ones.
    "Yes."
    I uploaded two chapters today, because I'm going on vacation for the next three days.
    I might upload another if I have time.
    Thanks. :)

  2. Doctor_Who Doctor_Who
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:01am UTC
    Amy: I started to think you were just, like, a mad man with a box.
    The Doctor: Amelia Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me because it's important, And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box.
    DOCTOR ♡ WHO

  3. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
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    August 20, 2012 6:31am UTC
    Me: *yesterday showering in 2:30 am*
    Me: What if Zayn Malik is here?
    Me: Maybe he is right there behind the shower sheets.
    Me: But, it isn't so pleasent...
    Me: I mean I have no clothes on...
    Me: *sneezes*
    Mystery person: Bless you!
    Me: *shocked* Maybe that really is Zayn!
    Me: OMG WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM??
    Me: But, what if it isn't Zayn?! Maybe it's a murderer!
    Me: I'm gonna die naked!
    Mystery person: Hurry up!
    Me: Maybe it's a demon!
    Me: If I die now, I want somebody to tell 1D I love them.
    Me: *grabs a towel and put pyjamas on*
    Me: *opens the door shaking*
    Mystery person that turns out to be my cousin: Finally!
    Me: *gets in bed*
    Me: What if I look out the window and see One Direction?
    Me: Or a murderer?
    Me: Or a ghost...
    Me: Dumbie, ghosts don't even exist...
    Me: And One Direction is on the other continent...
    Something: *makes cracking noise*
    Me: Oh no! I'm gonna die in my bed!
    Me: I love you one direction!
    Cousin: SHUT UP!
    Me: Ok
    Me: *stays up all night shaking like a chivava*
    Me: This is gonna be a great witty quote...


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  5. piruleta188 piruleta188
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    August 20, 2012 6:41am UTC
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  6. NiallJamesHoranTheLeprechaun NiallJamesHoranTheLeprechaun
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    August 20, 2012 5:22am UTC
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    A N I A L L H O R A N & O N E D I R E C T I O N F A N F I C T I O N
    Prologue
    “Okay good luck Niall, you’re amazing! BFF’S forever, and don’t you forget that!” I tell him. “Okay Dawn! Forever I swear!” He then hangs up. That was the last time I’ve spoken to him. It’s been three years since his X-Factor audition. Now, there are five of them. Five ‘best friends’. May I present to you ‘One Direction’. The biggest boy band in the world, with millions of fans, girls mostly. Thinking that they are going to marry them.Three years since we’ve spoken, three years of lost friendship. Now I must say he probably doesn’t even remember me. I’m now 16 and he’s nearly 19. I mean he’s probably turned into one of the snobby celebrities where everything goes to your head. Especially when you have a beautiful model girlfriend that you spoil to death. My family doesn’t really talk about him much, and none of my friends know that we even know each other. I mean I wouldn’t dare. Especially to Lina she’s cra-zy about them. Literally obsessed. I wouldn’t mind telling Evaline though that would be super awkward and she’d think I’m lying. Pretending to be her, especially when your famous cousin is Kellin Quinn. I would never ever dare to tell Bri. The popular girl in my grade. My basic enemy, she loves Niall and she thinks she’s the ‘1D know-it-all’ of our grade. She’d start bad rumours and give me a bad bad reputation. I guess that’s what she enjoys most. But Evaline has always been there for me, I mean she’s always so calm. Whether it was Bri annoying me again or when Lina’s having her crazy ‘fangirl’ moments and but all we can do is laugh. My two best friends for life, Evaline and Lina. I bet you a 100% they didn’t see what was going to happen next coming. “Forever I swear”.........
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    AUTHOR'S NOTE:
    So what do you think? Do you like it? This is my first story. Chapter One + outfits up soon thankyou!

  7. Miss_Tomlinson_ Miss_Tomlinson_
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    August 20, 2012 5:19am UTC
    Raining Tears
    By Darcy Ryan
    Chapter 1
    “No! Please don’t leave me!” I cried, the tears filling up in my eyes. “I have to, Bella. I have to leave!” shouted Louis, who is now my Ex-Boyfriend. “Why? Give me a reason why, Louis!” “Okay then,” he said calmly. “You’re too good for me.” “Wha-What d-did you j-just say? I-I’m too g-good for y-you?” I asked, stammering violently. “Yes, Bella,” it looked like he was going to cry as well. Strange.
    It was very unlikely for him to be saying that, after what he said yesterday. I had said to him that I was to hideous and pale for him. He disagreed, of course. But now, he was saying that I was too good for him. When we had first met, he had said that he would never leave. But what was he doing now? Breaking that promise. I had always thought that he was the one and only. But I guess I was wrong.

  8. gottabeyou8 gottabeyou8
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    August 19, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    One Thing
    Chapter 3
    Paige
    "O-oh, Alright." I said nervously. I patted my hand next to me and Niall plopped beside me. Niall was a very attractive boy, but I couldn't fall for him. I wouldn't fall for him. He's famous, he would never like a girl like me. He slowly got up and grabbed a bag of chips. I raised my eyebrow.
    "Niall, It's almost two in the morning!" I said and he sat down. He shrugged.
    "I get hungry.. Very often.. It's my hobby." I laughed and grabbed a chip.
    "Well I got nothing to lose. I don't have a perfect body and I honestly don't mind." I smiled and grabbed some more chips.
    "Don't say that. Your perfect the way you are." Niall argued. I shook my head. I didn't want to argue. I returned my focus to the show and was starting to drift off.
    "You should probably head off to bed." I told Niall and I yawned.
    "Ah, I'm not that tired really. Why don't you sleep in my bed? I'll sleep down here." I shook my head but Niall insisted. I made my way up to his room. I hopped in his bed and wrapped up in the covers. His bed was soft and fluffy. I stared up at the ceiling. Did I like Niall? No, I can't. I barely know the boy. I'm probably just physical attracted to him. Not actual love. Soon I quickly drifted off.
    ------------
    I woke up around 10:30 the next morning. I made my to the bathroom, I looked like a mess. I tied my hair in a messy bun and rinsed my face with some water. I dressed in my clothes from yesterday and walked downstairs. I looked over to the couch and there Niall lay, his position was very funny so I snapped a quick picture. I sat on the opposite couch and Liam came down the stairs.
    "I'm starving. Wanna go get some Starbucks and grab a box of doughnuts for everyone?" He asked. I followed him to his car and we drove off to Starbucks.
    "Excited to go bowling?" I tried making conversation.
    "Yeah! You know, I think of you as a little sister. I don't know why. Your really... Nice, and funny." He explained.
    "That's so weird! I think of you like an older brother." I added. We went on and on talking about our lives. We walked into Starbucks and ordered our coffees.
    I sipped my hot drink as Liam and I drove to the Bakery. We ordered about, 25 glazed doughnuts and headed home. It was awkward on the way back. Liam had a strange look on his face. His mouth opened but nothing came out. When we arrived back to the house he parked the car but didn't budge.
    "What?" I asked.
    "Nothing." Well that was weird. I got out of the car and grabbed my coffee and headed inside. I set the doughnuts on the counter. Niall got up from the couch and stretched.
    "Morning Sunshine." I smiled and him and he smiled back.
    "Goodmorning, love." Liam walked in and rushed upstairs to wake up the other boys. I shivered when he opened the door. It was freezing.
    "Are you cold?" Niall asked. I nodded. He came close to me wrapping hi arms around me. I pressed my head to his chest. I heard his heart beating. I felt warmer instantly.
    "Better?" He said quietly sending chills down my spine.
    Sorry this chapter is a little short. I was kinda in a rush. No more until tomorrow :P Thanks for reading! xoxo

  9. pianogirl14 pianogirl14
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    August 19, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    180-Pound Beauty
    Chapter 1.
    Sutton White could be beautiful.
    She had gorgeous chestnut locks that reached her shoulder. Her hazel eyes could hypnotize anyone who gazed at them, and her heart-shaped face and bow-shaped lips were the envy of many. And let's not forget that button nose and fashion style that most celebrities would kill for.
    There were just two problems; one, she weighed 180 pounds. And two, she didn't think she could ever be pretty. It was quite obvious. Her mother told her daily that she ruined "the White image", her classmates didn't do it in front of her (since her mom was the host of Celebrity Coffee, a talk show which only presented the most famous celebrities at the moment), but she was sure they laughed behind her back. And her crush, Frank Trent, would never lay his pretty blue eyes on her.
    Which was the sole reason why she was running behind the school's most popular player, Evan Clark. She'd been shocked when he'd asked her to speak with her privately on the first day of school, and she was astonished when he proposed he'd help her be pretty if she tutored him in biology, a class he was failing while she was topping.
    "Come on, Sutton!" he exclaimed, jogging quite ahead of her. "Just one more minute!"
    Sutton was panting by now, feeling as if she could faint any moment now. But it was worth it. In the past five days, she'd already lost three pounds.
    Evan came to a halt, turning around to smile at Sutton. "That's it for today, Sutton. Good job! See ya tomorrow?"
    Sutton nodded, trying to fill in her lungs with air... a task which seemed impossible at the moment. Her legs felt as if they were made with titanium, and as if they wouldn't be able to take her home. But that's the feeling you get after an hour of jogging without breaks, right?
    Evan gazed at Sutton, beginning to chuckle. "Actually, let me take you home."
    Sutton smiled, nodding in relief. At least if she fainted, someone would be there to alert the hospital.
    Never in a million years would she'd ever thought that Evan was beginning to get a crush on her. One, she was not the type he always hit on. And two, she was practically in love with his gentle and handsome best friend. But, oblivious to Sutton, he was developing that surprising crush. A big crush.
    Oh, what a ride our Sutton is in for...
    -x-
    So... what did you guys think? Hopefully, you liked it and want to read more ;) I know Sutton and Evan might seem a bit superficial, but that's one of the points in this story. Don't worry, it won't remain that way! Thanks for reading, by the way. Feel free to comment your opinion ;D


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  11. creepy_stories creepy_stories
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Remember, even if it doesn't seem like it, there is always at least one person
    crushing on you
    watching you.
    mq/follow for creepy stories/quotes

  12. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Telekinesis
    Chapter 8
    Reality hit me hard.
    "What do you mean your leaving early?" My dad shouts at me, surely waking up the neighbors.
    Simon and I are going to be leaving tomorow to find new recruits, and the team decided that telling my dad I was going to be in boarding school was the best lie. I went along with it, figuring that he would want me out.
    "Dad, Walnut accepted me. But they said I had to be at the school by this week or the offer is declined. So I'll have to leave tomorow." I mutter.
    "Fine then. Leave my house. And don't ever come back!" He slams the kitchen door on me.
    "Good ridence" I hear, and I'm sure it's a thought.
    I start sniffling while I hear Simon behind me.
    "Do you, wanna go?" I hear Simon while he rubs my shoulders.
    "Yea, I'm fine. Just, get me out of here."
    "Sure thing"
    For the first time ever, Simon teleports me to a normal place.
    We're at the old park we used to play at while we were kids, right near a gorgous lake where both of our houses can see. He leads me to the swings, and we sit.
    "So, we already packed up your stuff" Simon says.
    "All of it? How?"
    "Well, let's just say, we have some really fabulous talents on our team" He winks.
    "Wow. I can't believe this is all happening."
    "Any questions? I know this is really confusing for you"
    "Actually, I was kinda wondering why I can't read your mind right now" I say.
    "I have an earpiece that one of our scientists created. It gives me sort of a mind shield thing. We figured we would get a mind reader soon."
    "Well, could you maybe, take that piece off?" I say, shyly. But I really want to know if Simon actually likes me. Ive been burnt before and I don't want it to happen again.
    "If it was anyone but you I'd say no" He says while he takes it off. But he struggles with it for some reason.
    "Hey, do you need help?" I offer.
    "Yea, I kinda do" He says while giving me a small grin. We both sit on the sand so I can get near his ear.
    The earpiece is kinda like an earing, so it's easy to take off. But once I do, we both realize that we are so close. I'm on his lap, and he just smells so good.
    "God dammit. Let me kiss you." I hear.
    And I do.
    But this kiss is way different from the last.
    He's so passionate, and his lips move with mine in perfect sync. After a while his tounge and mine meet, and now I'm on top of him clenching his shirt. He rubs my back and pushes me toward him, and I sigh with how good it feels to kiss him.
    After a while we both need to breathe, and we end up gasping for air.
    "Holy crap"
    "Ha. I was just thinking the same thing" I smile as I look at him.
    He grins at me, and he pulls me in for one last kiss.
    "God Rachelle, your beautiful"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Thanks for reading :) I appreciate feedback! and please fave <3

  13. SpokenSecrets SpokenSecrets
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    August 19, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Listen to The Lyrics
    Chapter 10
    I expected to be woken up by Mr. Formen, or Ethan. But not Mrs. Formen.
    I sat up still half asleep.My hair still in a pony tail,
    but a messy one. And the cloths from yesterday. I just rubbed my eyes,
    and looked at her. "huh?" I muttered. "Lacy, darling. Are you alright?" She questioned. What was she talking about?
    Of course I'm alright. Aren't I? I looked around,
    but I was back in my bed. Was this were I fell asleep?
    "Uh. yeah. What happened?" I was completely confused. "You don't remember? Well, you had another one of your fainting spells."
    her voice sounded so comforting. Oh, yeah. I had random fainting spells, where I remembered almost nothing from the past few days.
    Some stupid medical condition. "Oh, well, where are we? Where is my boyfriend?" the room was still spinning. I was suprised
    I even knew what I was saying. Ethan stepped up, and said "Well, you're at my house in my bed, and I'm your boyfriend."
    Whatin the world was this boy talking about. "No,
    you're not. But good try. Keegan is
    my amazing boyfriend. Can I have my phone?" "Umm, sure."
    Mrs. Formen said and handed it to me.
    Ethan just walked out like something was wrong.
    Whatever. I grabbed my phone, and wrote
    "Hey, baby. I've missed you so much. Meet me in the park in ten minutes." Up I got, and walked out of the room, only saying "Bye."


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  16. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
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    August 20, 2012 2:20am UTC
    Who would of Thought,
    (A 1D Fan Fic)
    Chapter 1 (:
    For as long as I could remember I, Nicole, along with my 4 best friends; Brooke, Alexandra, Evanna and Libby have been dancing since we were in diapers.
    We were always twirling and fooling around so I guess our parents decided to put us into dance lessons at DanceElement Studios here in Florida.
    "Nicole! Alex! Evii! Libby! You wont believe it!" Brooke shouted at us while we were stretching in the studio.
    "What?" Alex asked.
    "One direction are in town for a few days!" She shouted dancing up and down with her phone.
    "And we care why?" Libby asked?
    "Because they are holding auditions tomorrow for backup dancers!" Brooke told us.
    "Are you going to be making a point soon?" Evii said annoyed.
    "I took the liberity of signing us up to audition!" Brooke shrieked.
    "You did what?" I asked, my eyes about to fall out of my head.
    "Okay girls! Time to practice hiphop routines!" Our dance instructor Mike called out.
    We got into our positions and started moving to the beat when the music played.
    "Come on it will be fun!" Brooke spoke while dancing.
    "I don't even see the point, we can't dance as good as other people would." Evii pointed out.
    Brooke slapped her shoulder.
    "I want to see my Nialler okay! We are good, infact we are great!" She shouted.
    We finished our routine.
    "Fine, I'm in." I told her.
    "Yay! 1 down 3 to go! Who else." Brooke asked.
    "Lets vote." I offered.
    "All in favour of being a back up dancer and seeing the world raise your hand."
    "Fine!" Alex, Evii and Libby shouted.
    We finished our routine and grabbed some water.
    "What dance are we gonna do?" Libby asked.
    "The one we just did?" Evii offered.
    "Would it work with one of there songs?" Alex questioned unsure.
    "We better hope so! I can't let Niall down!" Brooke shouted.
    We all grabbed our bags and headed back to Libbys flat for the sleepover we had planned. We grabbed some popcorn and did eachothers hair and nails, clearly bored.
    Alex turn on the tv and the new was potraying 1D.
    "TURN IT UP ! TURN IT UP!" Brooke shouted.
    'One direction is in town to host auditions for backup dancers to go on their world tour with them for a year.'
    "Put in a movie please." I begged.
    We popped in a movie and cuddled up on the couch and floor.
    "Tomorrow is going to be Amazing!" Brooke sung.
    We all threw a pillow at her and laughed.
    After the movie one by one we fell asleep.
    One Direction?
    I hope you're ready!
    Comment/Fave/Follow
    Question: Do you people/readers want polyvore outfits to go with this? Cause if so let me know now so I can make some up to use cause making 1 outfit is hard enough let alone 5!
    Hope you guys like it!
    Its a little boring now but whateverr it will get better!
    Sorry if you didnt get picked... if you didnt ill be sure to try and add you in as a friend or maybe a stage person who comes along with us or a stylist.
    StaayBeautifull<33*

  17. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    I Won't Give Up
    -Chapter Two-
    Morgan's POV
    I woke up the next morning around seven, I was the only one of us girls that could drive and we had to be at the airport around nine. I stumbled down the stairs like a zombie, I was never a morning person, and my luggage was heavy.
    I had no idea what to bring because I've never been to London before, maybe the whole banthing suit thing was too much seeing as it was fall, but whatever.
    I stopped at Jenna's house first. She was curled up in a ball on her porch swing, doesn't she know there are people called kidnappers and rapists?
    "Jenna!" I yelled.
    Her eyes flew open and she flailed around until she fell face first on the porch floor, "Oww!" She cried.
    I smiled, it was kind of hard not to laugh when she hurt herself like that, I mean don't get me wrong, I love the girl, she's my best friend, but come on. Who doesn't laugh when something like that happens?
    "Come on, girl. Time to go to London." She rubbed her eyes and stood up, "Right." She yawned and grabbed her luggage then threw it in the car. We picked the other girls up, it was actually pretty easy, then we headed to the airport.
    When we boarded the train we noticed something rather odd.
    Five boys.
    No, they weren't One Direction, but they were hot enough to be them. "Oooh, hello, sexy." I cooed. The girls laughed, "Morgie, snap out of, what would Pig think?" I should tell you, Pig is the name of Harry and I, well, My kitten. Her full name is Pigwidgeon. She's such a fatty, and she's cuddly. But, I couldn't bring her so my mom's watching her. "Pig wouldn't mind me trying to find her a step-daddy..."
    "Oh shush, Morgie. You still love Harry and we know it." I sighed and looked at the floor, "Yeah."
    * * *
    It's been about an hour since we've been on the plane and I couldn't help but stare at one of the guys the whole time, he looked so much like Harry. I missed him so much. "Pardon me?" He said, he had a deep-ish voice and he was British, very very British. "Uh, yeah?" I snapped out of my daze.
    He chuckled, and I noticed the girls watching us as if expecting me to flirt, "Well, you've been watching me for about an hour, is there something on my face?" He asked.
    I laughed, "Yeah, it's called sexy.
    I frowned, oopsies.
    I heard the girls laughing and I turned to glare at them, "Sorry.. I didn't mean to make this awkward." I said blushing.
    "It's alright, I don't mind being sexy. What's your name, love?" I had to smile, "It's Morgan.. and you?"
    "Bec. It's been a pleasure talking to you... um, would you mind calling me sometime?"
    Oh my Nandos.
    "Um, I guess not.." He smiled, he even had dimples like Harry! The only difference between them was Harry had green eyes, Bec had blue and his hair was dark red. "Here." I didn't realize it but he wrote his number on a napkin, "Call me anytime, love." I blushed, nodding, "Kay.." then he walked off.
    "Morgan. You are sooo, dead." I turned to Brooke, "Oh come on! How was I to resist that?"
    "By saying no?" Natalie chimed in from the seat behind us, "Whatever, we're going to London! Odds are I'll never see him again."
    Here we come London.
    ---------------------------------
    What do you think? Flirty enough? HeeHee, the guys will be either in the next chapter or number four :P
    Sayonara Loves~

  18. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
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    August 19, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    So, my sister went to this bar the other day.
    She told me this was by far the funniest pick-up line she has ever gotten:
    "If you were my b/itch. I would just take you... to the grocery store, and we would just buy bread and I would look at all those other b/itches and be like: Hell yeah, she's buying bread with me."

  19. ilovecowboy8 ilovecowboy8
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    August 15, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Me in class;
    Me: wow okay when am i ever going to use geometry again? Oh wait i know! Never.
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS
    Me: this is so boring. I hate math.
    Me: EWWWWWW! Did that girl just.. yep, yep she did.
    Me: im never touching her things ever again...
    Me: i wonder if i was famous what id be doing right now......**thinks**
    Me: ugh what time is lunch?!
    Me: im so tired....
    Me: i could really go for some food right about now.....
    Me: ugh i still have two more periods after lunch
    Me: its kinda cold in here....
    Me: what time is it?!!??!!
    Me: okay nicole you need to get some of this work done!
    Me: **starts to work**
    Clock: **2 minutes later...*
    Me: AHHHH HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN DOING THIS?!
    Me: what if were all being filmed for a gameshoe on tv........
    Me: **has idea**
    Me: HELLO AMERICA! MY NAME NICOLE! A DOLLAR MAKE ME HOLLAR HONEY BOO-BOO!
    Me: i dont think were being filmed for tv....
    Me:
    Class mates: **stare at me like im some sort of alien**
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Class Mates:
    Teacher:
    Wall:
    Pencil:
    The nasty girl:
    Principal:
    Queen of Englad:
    Edward Cullen:
    Michael Phelps:
    My Mom:
    YOUR MOM: *hehehehehehehe*
    Potato:
    *Bell rings*
    Me: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
    Tv Producers: Shes on to us.......................


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