Me: *yesterday showering in 2:30 am*
Me: What if Zayn Malik is here?
Me: Maybe he is right there behind the shower sheets.
Me: But, it isn't so pleasent...
Me: I mean I have no clothes on...
Me: *sneezes*
Mystery person: Bless you!
Me: *shocked* Maybe that really is Zayn!
Me: OMG WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM??
Me: But, what if it isn't Zayn?! Maybe it's a murderer!
Me: I'm gonna die naked!
Mystery person: Hurry up!
Me: Maybe it's a demon!
Me: If I die now, I want somebody to tell 1D I love them.
Me: *grabs a towel and put pyjamas on*
Me: *opens the door shaking*
Mystery person that turns out to be my cousin: Finally!
Me: *gets in bed*
Me: What if I look out the window and see One Direction?
Me: Or a murderer?
Me: Or a ghost...
Me: Dumbie, ghosts don't even exist...
Me: And One Direction is on the other continent...
Something: *makes cracking noise*
Me: Oh no! I'm gonna die in my bed!
Me: I love you one direction!
Cousin: SHUT UP!
Me: Ok
Me: *stays up all night shaking like a chivava*
Me: This is gonna be a great witty quote...