Miss_Tomlinson

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Miss_Tomlinson_

Status: Lawling.

Member Since: 24 Jun 2012 02:59am

Last Seen: 4 Dec 2012 12:03am

Location: Cranbourne

Gender: F

user id: 311457

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You're beautiful. Don't worry.

Hey luvs, I'm Alice and I hope you love/like my presentation/profile.
I've learnt something recently. Don't trust anyone. It'll just get you no-where.

^{_{Sticks and stones may break your bones,

But words will never hurt you.}}

I'll be your naughty girl

^{_{Hey, I'm Alice. I'm 15, luv 1D, and is single. I'd like to thank every one for the top quotes, follows, and much more. I'd appreciate it if you'd follow me, I'd follow back. I hope you will take the time to read some of my stories, and fave them. Bye, xxx}}

Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 12:35am UTC

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 11:30pm UTC

WINKY WINKY BUM BUM POO POO TITTY TITTY
NIP NIP BALL SACK HAIRY HAIRY BUM.
Fave if you know what this is off.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Has anyone succeeded in finding Big Brother Australia 2012 live?
If you have PLEASE let me know! I need the website and that's all.
Thanks Wittians.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Has anyone succeeded in finding Big Brother Australia 2012 live?
If you have PLEASE let me know! I need the website and that's all.
Thanks Wittians.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 6:38pm UTC

♦BOOBIES♦
Now that I have your attention,
I have an idea.
We should start a Witty Boycott.
This should help all the jocking of the quotes.
Everytime you see a jocked quote,
Don't fave it.
Witty is becoming a Tumblr.
We DO NOT reblog. This is not a blog.
We post our feelings,
Something a friend said,
Something hilarious you thought of,
Things to inspire people.
Steve created this site, not so we can destroy each other's self esteem,
But to build each other up.
So for the rest of the year, at least,
Only fave quotes that are original.
That way, eventually, the only way you can get a top quote
Is if you're original.
Thank you, goodbye.
*************************************************
~Trust_IsNoMore
Miss_Tomlinson_

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 6:33pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: GANGNAM STYLE!
Stranger: m o f?
You: WHAT U THINK, BRO?
Stranger: i don't i am not a mentalist
You: DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE, MATE.
You: JUST ASKED YO OPPINIOM.
You: *OPPINION
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u are a female
You: HOW U GUESS MAN?
Stranger: i hope
You: I AM!
You: I FORBID YOU TO REPEAT THIS KNOWLEDGE!!!
You: YEH BRA??
Stranger: wow cam u demonstrate?
Stranger: wow sister
You: DAFUQ, MAN! DAFUQ YOU MEAN?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ??
Stranger: i mean what u want
You: TOOK YAH LONG ENOUGH.
You have disconnected.
He seemed nice enough.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 6:18pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl ?
You: GANGNAM STYLE, BRO!!!
Stranger: Eyyyyy sexy lady
You: WOP WOP WOP WOP!
You: EH EH EH EH EH EH!
Stranger: Wopp nam gangnam style
You: EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEXAY LADAY!
Stranger: Heyy
You: Hi!
You: Biccies sucking d!ck or dey ain't sucking nufin, a hundred little fishies trying to bake meh in the oven. Sheep in da pen, Sheep Sheep in da pen.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
But that was such a great conversation!

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 12:47am UTC

So.
This is what betrayal feels like.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.<3

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 8:39pm UTC

*Me eating cereal watching Dora with my little sister*
Dora:What was your favourite part of the day?
Me: The part where you went under the bridge to suck Boots' monkey pen!s
Dora: I liked that too!
Me: PFFFFFT
This was originally one of my quotes, so I just thought I'd repost it. :)

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 8:34pm UTC

starting Monday, it's
\\\\ WITTY WEEK ////
---------------------------------------------------
All week, every Wittian is to write a W on BOTH their hands. Keep those W's renewed, every day all day!
REPOST!
LET'S FIND EACH OTHER!

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 8:31pm UTC

I have the personality of a Fighting Fish.
I hate other fish.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:04am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a duck!
Stranger: And I'm a carrot. So what.
You: I have herpies!
Stranger: Oh...
You: Just joking! I have warts
You: :D
Stranger: That...that don't sound good.
You: I'm a dumbo
You: 1 + 1 = WINDOW
You: :D
You: I'm a duck, I'm a windowed duck!
Stranger: I'm going now...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was gunna say I was a fridge....

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 1:04pm UTC

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING #1
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Never turn back. Just
run.
It's in your nature to
run.
Run, run like you've
never run before.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 12:25pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 12:11am UTC

90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥ Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
I know, these things are a little gay. but i still do it, i dont want to risk it.

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 9:07am UTC

Hey, I just updated my profile! If you would care to check it out, it would mean alot to me. Maybe even follow me?

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 8:04am UTC

Heyy everybody. My name is Mike, and I am a virgin. If you know anybody who is single, could you please tell me?
AppleButtedJeanz 5 hours ago
You are a virgin? No suprise there.
DragunBallzZ in reply to AppleButtedJeanz 13 3 hours ago
Format credit goes to Miss_Tomlinson_ ( Me.... )

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Miss_Tomlinson_
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:50am UTC

Pussycat Dolls, ruining relationships since 2004.
Anonymouse 2 weeks ago 121

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