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MissAnna
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January 15, 2014 10:45pm UTC

what doesn't kill you leaves
you lying awake at two am wishing it had.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Skimrande
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December 28, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Some obnoxious kid
I have a huge dick... ladies ;)
Like • Comment • 6 minutes ago
Other dude
*am
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Soccerfata
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December 28, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Friend: "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you!"
Me: "Yea... well so is a grenade..."

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dooosh
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December 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC

If I had $1 for every time someone called me good-looking, I would have exactly $1.
Thanks Mum.

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jimboslice3
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December 28, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother: I don't know
Me: To get to the gay guys house
Brother: What?
Me: Nevermind
Me: Knock Knock
Brother: Whos there?
Me: The chicken!
My Mom: *starts laughing*
True story

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YouAreLovedXo
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December 9, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Them: you should take anger management classes.
Me: you should take shut the hell up classes.

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wdmbguard
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December 9, 2012 1:09pm UTC

It's because I'm green, isn't it?
~The Grinch

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jaxphillips
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December 8, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Me; I am sooo over him..
*recives text message*
Him; Heyy.(:
*I'm just not gonna answer*
*2 minutes later*
*Omg, I have too.*
Me; Heyyyyyy.(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IBeHetze
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December 2, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Happy Birthday, Britney Spears.
You are a legend.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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December 1, 2012 6:52pm UTC

I want you back baby
You want me back? After all this time you want me back? After months of crying over you now you want me back?! Who the hell do you think you are?
I think I'm the guy whose not getting you back?
Correct..

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Jahyvie
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November 29, 2012 8:04pm UTC

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins. -Edgar Allan Poe.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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November 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC

i wish you were mine.
i honestly wish we could just cuddle, kiss and just talk about everything. i want for you to feel comfortable with me. i want to play stupid video games with you all night and laugh at stupid things all day.
i want for you to
like me as much as i like you.

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