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Renegade*
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December 20, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I'm just so afraid of embarassing myself...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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August 31, 2013 11:18pm UTC

I feel a bit over-dressed for Wal-Mart..
My pajamas match.

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royalclaymaker
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August 24, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Whenever I use a gluestick, I have to cover every square inch of the paper in glue. It just works that way, don't make me explain.

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goawayanthony*
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August 24, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Sometimes you have to forget
What you want
So you can remember
What you deserve

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TypicalTeen
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August 15, 2013 1:28am UTC

So this is random but is there anyone who is older than 13 and has not had their first kiss yet?.... like if you haven't.

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TheBrokenSmile
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June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 11:01pm UTC

if you miss that last long note in guitar hero
it just gets super quiet and you'e just left to rethink all the wrongdoings in your life.

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hey_itsgabby
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July 24, 2013 12:11pm UTC

When I was 6, my mom bought this shampoo that said "No tears"
so I decided to pour some into my eyes and see what would happen
Little did I know it acctually said "No tears, no breaks, no dead ends!"
I went blind for about three days and thats the main reason I have trust issues

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*Freedom*
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July 24, 2013 7:22am UTC

facebook
Knows everyone.
WIKIPEDIA
Knows everything.
Google
Has everything.
Internet
Keep talking b*tches.
WittyProfiles
Sike.
JenniferMuana Format.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jojo*
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July 24, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Admit it,
you've never finished a perfume bottle.

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AnaCastro196
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July 24, 2013 11:21pm UTC

I should really
FACE
up to the fact you never let me
DOWN
even when i'm a complete
AtySS
And you never give
UP
on me
____________________________________________________________________________________________
But don't think
THAT'S
All I want to say by
THE WAY
something which you know
I LIKE TO
tell you a lot, that I love you and don't give a
FtyUCK
what anyone else thinks
x

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NeruAkita
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July 24, 2013 11:33pm UTC

This is for all you freaking people who are like 'Steve made this website for quotes, not your cutting storys' and start calling them attention seekers, like no. YOURE the attention seeker, and by the way NO ONE gives a crap what you do and do not like about Witty. Follow the people who have the quotes youre intersested in, and leave all the other ones alone. Simple? Yes, so act like it.

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giveyourheartabreak
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 2:27pm UTC

If they make abortion illegal,
They should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well.
Because if a women can't back out a pregnancy a man shouldn't be able to either.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Click this quote.
Start typing.
have fun.

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伤*
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July 16, 2013 2:34pm UTC

RIP talia castellano
Today talia castellano lost her battle with cancer
this is the most amazing, talented, most beautiful
positive girl i have ever come across on the Internet
the world lost a fighter but heaven gained an angel

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MissTomlinson
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May 31, 2013 3:49pm UTC

IF NIALL REPLACED HARRY IN THE PEPSI COMMERCIAL:
Drew: Com on kid, just give me the Pepsi.
Niall: Heck naw, it's mine! I saw it first!
Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees.
Niall: Niall don't care. You ain't touchin' my Pepsi!
Drew: ....Can't we at least share it?
Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE!!! Besides, it's too late. You can have the can.
Drew: What?! How did you drink that whole thing!? I've been talking to you this whole time!
Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!!

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Hale_Storm18
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May 29, 2013 6:34pm UTC

A male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death
and still have a successful career
A female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she's shunned, mocked,
and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums.

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