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MissAnna
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August 2, 2012 11:33pm UTC

pretty girls
DON'T TREAT NICE BOYS LIKE CRAP.

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futuremetsstar
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July 26, 2012 4:14am UTC

I WROTE A SONG JUST FOR MY GIRLFRIEND AND IF I GET 15 FAVES I WILL POST IT AS A QUOTE LOL.

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ImNotWeirdUrNormal
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August 1, 2012 9:41am UTC

Me:*Walks into my room and sees someone looking through my laptop, their back towards me, it seemed to be a girl.*
"Who's that?"
Mysterious stranger: *Speaks with a strange tone, but doesn't face me*
"Oh, it's just me, your sister."
Me: "Oh okay, carry on then sis..." *Walks out of the room.* *10 minutes later*,
"Wait! I don't even have a sister!"
*Runs back up to my room*
"Who are you and what are you doing with my laptop!"
Not So Mysterious Stranger Anymore: *Turns around*
"I noticed you were always on this website, "Witty Profiles" and you were logged in, so I decided to check it out."
It turned out to be my BROTHER, dressed in one of my halloween wigs, a pink T-shirt and a scarf tied around his neck. He's
Twenty-Three. -_-

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BothOfUs
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August 1, 2012 10:06am UTC

Y.O.L.O.
A reason to be
brave
Not an excuse to be
stupid

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Melrose*
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August 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC

Guy: Whats it like to have boobs?
Me: what?
Guy: like do you ever just sit around and grab them?
Me: uh
Guy: if i had boobs id watch tv and just jiggle them back and forth
true story. omg.

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ChocoTaco
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August 1, 2012 12:43pm UTC

I like getting texts with long replies.
It makes me feel like someone actually wants to talk to me.
Format by twilightgirl995

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:24am UTC

When people yawn,
do deaf people think they're screaming?
nmf

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
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August 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC

I Always Hear People Say
"When I was younger I stuck a ball up my shirt and pretended I was pregnant."
I'm the girl who stuck two up her shirt and pretended she had boobs.

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jimmy365
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August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC

that lamp.
that stomps the "i" in pixar.
I LOVE THAT LAMP.
nmq

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jimmy365
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August 1, 2012 1:45pm UTC

if you were a triangle,
you'd be acute one ;)
nmq.format credit jimmy365

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MsHoran
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August 1, 2012 11:06am UTC

Me: Please can you grow?
Hair: no lol
Boobs: nope
Stomach: OF COURSE BABE ANYTHING FOR YOU!
Me: -.-

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_g0ldenkiid*
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August 1, 2012 11:21am UTC

Today I saw the Victoria's Secret's 'Love my body' campain...
It had a bunch of really skinny, pretty models. I then looked at Dove 'Real Beauty Campain' and it didn't have any skinny models, it had normal, bigger, taller, dark skinned normal girls. Now which one do you most look up to?♥

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_to_the_kids_who
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August 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have attempted to accomplish something before the microwave got to 00:00.
And succeeded.
♥

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BravoSierra
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August 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Some of you are actually pretty.What are you doing on the internet?

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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August 1, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger,
Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovebeinghyper
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August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!

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invisabledinosaurs
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August 1, 2012 10:34am UTC

BEST FREAKEN ADIVCE IVE EVER BEEN GIVEN!
you know whatcha gotta do when life gets you down? just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming,swimming,swimming, what do we do is swim!
- dory, finding nemo

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xodaayynnaxo
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December 16, 2011 10:13pm UTC

I hate the fact that I am nothing too you
yet, you mean the world to me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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