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yourcool
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November 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

christmas is so close i can almost
smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

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lovecrazy
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November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC

click to see this quote

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manhattanight
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

PLOT TWIST
The series finale of iCarly ends with
Miranda Cosgrove waking up
from a coma in a hospital bed,
with Drake and Josh by her side
saying, "Megan?"

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bye*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC

i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can't run away

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 7:54pm UTC

The scariest thing
about distance is
that you don't know whether they'll miss you, or forget you.

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 12:14pm UTC

*Saw this on Tumblr- it made me laugh so hard *
Louis: Me and Zayn tried to call Liam multiple times to sing Happy Birthday to him, but he refused to pick up.
Liam: I had valid reasons for not picking up, which i am not going to disclose. And no, that was not an innuendo.
Louis: Mmmhmmhm...did you see the trends? The rude ones? Quite funny though, something about 'Danielle feeling the Payne tonight'
Liam: Oh yeah, i saw them... i'm not going to say anything...

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lottiethebabe
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 12:05pm UTC

#2 Every girl...
has that one day when nothing goes right.
#lottiethebabe

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:02am UTC

Question #20:
Ok so everytime a guy finds out I like him, he starts avoiding me and pretending like he doesn't know me. Like wtf! Why?
He either doesn't like you, or he's shy.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 10:42pm UTC

"I can make your girlfriend scream louder
Than you ever could just by pushing
Her follow button."
-Harry Styles

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Liam: Louis is the best with children.
Zayn: And the ladies.
Harry: And the men.
Louis: I know, I'm amazing.
Niall: Oh, and he's modest.

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TheUnicornStalker
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:22am UTC

Short Girl Problems
You walk up to your crush and he's like a foot and a half taller than you, and you have to look up to talk to him.
5+ ♥'s and I'll do a series.

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alexthebabe
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:28am UTC

#57
Facts about guys
that girls should know:
Sometimes we're sucky texters,
but when we reply with "lol" or "ya"
or something so small, sometimes
it just means we don't know what to reply,
but we don't want the conversation to end...

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itsamadworld

posted a quote
August 21, 2012 10:12pm UTC

I don’t remember ever agreeing to this ‘school’ thing.
It was probably in the terms and conditions.

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yeaahitsme
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:53am UTC

What if...
We all have the super power of being able to copy other heros' super powers
But since no one has super powers yet,
Our powers aren't activated
Let that sink in.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:37pm UTC

"I must be a fool
for taking you in
and letting you win control
of my heart... "

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:55pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
How to you pronounce tomato? Is it tomato or tomato?
4 hours ago

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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 10:31am UTC

phoebe: i had a hard life. my mother was killed by a drug dealer
monica: your mother killed herself
phoebe: SHE WAS A DRUG DEALER!

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xNeonCookiiex
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 10:15am UTC

Weird Laws #2
In Utah, it is illegal to be seen carrying a violin in a paper bag.
Series?

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Lol So True: #25
Giving your best friend "the look" when you see someone attractive.
lolsotrue.com

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ThisRandomGirl
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Worst pains ever:
1) stepping on a lego
2) hitting your hip on the corner of something
3)stubbing your toe
4)cramps
5)hitting your leg on your other leg while running full force
6)when you feel your heart breaking
7)getting soap in your eye

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