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TheUnicornStalker

Status: Living my life.

Member Since: 19 Aug 2012 01:24pm

Last Seen: 24 Mar 2013 10:49am

Location: I'm not telling you stalkers

Gender: F

user id: 326006

45 Quotes
508 Favorites
22 Following
27 Followers
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I'm just a girl.
  1. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    http://lizzybubblegum-1.polyvore.com/

  2. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    Did you know that nobody cares?
    So news flash bro, chill out.

  3. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    asdfghjkl;

  5. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    I used to think we were forever ever and I use to say, Never say never.

  6. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Maybe I have feelings.

  7. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Can't I just be a kid?
    Fav if you just wanna be a kid for once.
    Comment if your hoping your childhood will never end

  8. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Why do people hate me?

  9. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Find the i and
    You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  10. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    That moment on Bowman when you hit 3 birds in one shot.
    o.o

  11. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:01am UTC
    Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
    Confucius

  12. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Trees are for Hugging
    Bushes are for Whacking

  13. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    0 faves= i'm ugly
    3 faves=i'm ok
    7 faves=i'm cute
    15 faves=i'm hot
    25 faves= i'm gorgoues
    30 faves= im breathtaking
    Repost this if your not afraid:)

  14. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I'm a tower don't try to bring me down.
    ♥9/11/01

  15. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your too short for a roller coaster.

  16. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 2:03am UTC
    When I'm sad I stop being and sad and start being awesome.
    True Story
    Said in the words of Barney Stiltson.

  17. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:18am UTC
    *English class*
    Teacher: I need someone to do this thing on the whiteboard.
    Me: I volunteer as tribute!
    My Friend: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
    Teacher: C'mon Natalie you can come do the problem.
    Me: :(
    Me:...........
    Me:........
    *bell rings*
    Me: *facepalm*

  18. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:07am UTC
    How to prank call someone
    1st: Call a number
    2nd: Then when they answer say SHMELLO!
    3rd: When their all confused, hang up.

  19. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:15am UTC
    Me: *in basement*
    My mom: *in basement*
    Me: ........walking slowly
    My mom: Behind wall
    Me: Goes into the hallway of basement
    My mom: pops out and screams at me
    Me: AHHHHH! *Having a heartattack
    My mom: Laughing.
    Me:......
    My mom: It was just a joke
    Me:..........
    My mom: Seriously.
    Me: HAHAHA gotcha! you thought I was mad. Tehee.
    My mom: ...........
    True Story.

  20. TheUnicornStalker TheUnicornStalker
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Erhmahgard. I've had a quote for less than a day and it has 103 likes. o.o

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