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  1. AenslyLeon31 AenslyLeon31
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    UPMC for Life - Medicare www.UPMCHealth Plan.com/
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    LMFAO. How do you like me now, ADS?
    Credit to: AenslyLeon31.
    DON'T STEAL THIS IT TOOK AN HOUR TO MAKE! :(

  2. meyer97 meyer97
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:57am UTC
    No drivin, no sleepin live it up like it's the weekend
    Wi z K h a l i f a♥

  3. FuckTheWorldd FuckTheWorldd
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    If I were to die, would you go to my funeral?
    If I were to end up in the hospital, would you visit me?
    If you saw a couple holding hands, would you wish it was us?
    If you were to flip a coin, heads we're together, would you secretly hope it landed heads?
    If you saw a shooting star would you wxixsxhx for us to be together?
    If another girl told you she loved you, would you love her instead?
    If another guy flirted with me, would you be jealous?
    If I cried in front of you, would you comfort me?
    If I needed you, would you be there?

  4. Elenabieber10 Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    to make sure no boys will ever write poems about your daughter, name her orange.

  5. Twinny2 Twinny2
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    that terrifying moment
    when you realize you’re starting to get attached to someone.

  6. xoTAYxo xoTAYxo
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    "yes! done, finally!"
    "Did you do the back?"
    "THERE'S A BACK?!?!"

  7. sherryli123 sherryli123
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    You picked me up,
    You took me home.
    |||||| YOU PUT YOUR HANDS,
    AROUND MY WAIST. ||||||
    ----------------------------------- YOU TOOK OFF MY TOP,
    THEN PUT YOUR LIPS TO MINE.
    {{{{{{ I'm a bottle of pepsi. ♥ }}}}}}
    n m f

  8. xlovedreamerx9 xlovedreamerx9
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC
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    That look your friends give you when
    someone attractive walks in.
    ------------------------
    *nmf

  9. kayleighxo6 kayleighxo6
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Seeing a really ugly guy
    And whispering into your friend's ear
    "thats your boyfriend"

  10. UnicornLight UnicornLight
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:59am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Chung615 Chung615
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    Boy, your the reason why,
    Waterproof mascara was invented.
    nmf.

  12. livelovelaughxxxxx livelovelaughxxxxx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:28am UTC
    ORGANISM
    you read that wrong the first time didn't you...
    .

  13. xhighwayunicorn xhighwayunicorn
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:29am UTC
    AMITHEONLYONE
    That runs up the stairs on all fours like a deranged animal when no one else is home?

  14. klovestoswim klovestoswim
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:35am UTC
    Please read
    My friend's little brother has epilepsy, which causes him to have seizures. He had one last night and sprained both his ankles. He's still in elementary school, and they just moved. this has been really hard on them, so if you could fav this for that little 10 year old Maryland boy, it would brighten his day. thank you.

  15. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:31am UTC
    "wanna hear a joke??"
    "yes"
    "me too, you should tell one"

  16. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:33am UTC
    You're annoying,
    Go stand over there.

  17. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:02am UTC
    Spazzing when you press play on your iPod not knowing it's on full volume.
    ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ ▉

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    Not able to get a
    a boyfriend so you marry your best friend
    on Facebook.
    nmq/nmf

  19. SoccerChick156 SoccerChick156
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 8:56am UTC
    GIBBY.

  20. luckybubbles luckybubbles
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    Josh: did you do something to my brownies??!! Drake: oh yeah, josh, i live to sabotoge baked goods

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