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Elenabieber10

1. Elenabieber10
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 5:09pm UTC
   Maths problems
   the only place someone
   can buy 60 watermelons,
   & n o o n e a s k s w h y.
   nmf
   
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2. Elenabieber10
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 2:17pm UTC
   Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge.
   It hurts less.
   
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3. Elenabieber10
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   Oh, so you think you know me now?
   have you forgotten how you would make me feel
   when you drag my spirit down?
   BUT THANK YOU FOR THE PAIN.
   i t m a d e m e r a i s e m y g a m e
   But I'm still rising ♥
   
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4. Elenabieber10
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 4:25pm UTC
   spiders are scarier
   when they disappear
   nmf
   
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5. Elenabieber10
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   September 3, 2011 12:13pm UTC
   to make sure no boys will ever write poems about your daughter, name her orange.
   ♥
   
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6. Elenabieber10
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   September 3, 2011 1:23am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. Elenabieber10
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 6:36pm UTC
   friends are like snowflakes
   if you pee on them they disappear
   ♥
   nmf
   
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8. Elenabieber10
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 3:54pm UTC
   Maybe she's born with it.
   maybe it's photoshopped
   nmq
   
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9. Elenabieber10
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 2:52pm UTC
   COOL STORY BRO.
   now go and make me a sandwich
   
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10. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    Cracks in the concrete
    are just reminders that we fall apart, no matter
    HOW STRONG WE REALLY ARE
    
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11. Elenabieber10
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    September 2, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    Silly hairdressers
    they put my superman cape on backwards.
    nmq
    
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12. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:49am UTC
    DEAR PERIOD COMMERCIAL,
    how can we have a happy period just by wearing absorbent pads made by you?
    sincerely, we still suffer everything else
    
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13. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    if we don't kill ourselves, we'll be the leaders of a
    messed up generation
    ♥
    
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14. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    ░░░░
    Go stand in the corner
    and think about what you did.
    -Taylor Swift ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    You can take everything I have
    you can break everything I am
    Like I'm made of glass ♥ Like I'm made of paper
    GO ON AND TRY TO TEAR ME DOWN
    I will be rising from the ground
    like a SKYSCRAPER ♥
    
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16. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 6:58am UTC
    those moments when
    you swear your best friend can read your mind♥
    
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17. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:59am UTC
    Romeo, save me
    they'll try to tell me how to feel,
    THIS LOVE IS DIFFICULT BUT IT'S REAL
    don't be afraid
    We'll make it out of this mess
    it's a love story, baby just say
    YES♥
    
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18. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 6:52am UTC
    Singing your favourite part of a song,
    and the person around decides to turn it into a duet
    nmq, got it from tumblr
    
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19. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 7:59am UTC
    K.
    Best reply to anything
    
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20. Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 7:54am UTC
    Sorry, I can't.
    my sisters boyfriends grandmas grandaugters friends sisters moms best friends cat broke her leg.
    ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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