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MyWittyProfile
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August 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC

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Look_out_a_stalker
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August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks im a stalker.
He wrote it on facebook, twitter, his blog
and even in
both of his journals.

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lovelauren01
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August 20, 2012 2:23pm UTC

HUMAN BRAIN IS AMAZING.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 HRS. FOR 365 DAYS.
IT FUNCTIONS RIGHT FROM THE TIME WE
WERE BORN & ONLY STOPS WHEN WE...
take exams.

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standstill_lookpretty
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August 20, 2012 3:31am UTC

'why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!'
i've heard this joke at least 1,000 times in my life
but i only just realized what it actually means
they don't mean the other side of the road
they mean the other side of life
they mean death

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Maddyhj
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August 19, 2012 6:29pm UTC

You are my sunshine,
my only sunshine.
You make me happy,
when skies are grey.
You'll never know dear,
how much I love you.
Please don't take
my sunshine away.

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AlyssaBreanne*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 1:22pm UTC

#TeamSingle
Anyone else?

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cmayl11
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August 20, 2012 12:46am UTC

My Band Teacher...
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: What?
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: MAY I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Sure. Maybe sometime next week.
Me: May I go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW?
Teacher: Eww, no. That's gross. I would have to call the janitor to clean up.
Me: In a few moments can I go down the hall, into the bathroom, and PEE?
Teacher: I don't know.. Can you?

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a_big_white_van
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August 20, 2012 1:13am UTC

Harry Potter,Unicorns,and Spongebob have all been added to the big white van.
nmf

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ilovepumpkin
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Random Fact #4
the little paper ribbon that sticks out of
the top of Hershey Kisses is called a "NigglyWiggly"

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Organicgirl
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August 19, 2012 3:07pm UTC

All of my friends are in their beautiful butterfly stage and here I am, still the in awkward catapiller stage.

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a_big_white_van
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August 20, 2012 1:41am UTC

Who thinks jake_from_state_farm should get in my van?
:)
Format by twilightgirl995

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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 2:29pm UTC

I love that kid
who argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.

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MissAnna
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August 19, 2012 5:49pm UTC

IF YOU'RE STRESSED,
YOU GET PIMPLES. IF
YOU CRY, YOU
GET WRINKLES. SO
JUST SMILE
AND GET
DIMPLES.

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fishes926
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August 19, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Kindergarten: yayyy coloring!
Elementray school: Ew coloring for little kids
Middle school: cool coloring
High school: YESS MOVE OVER, I WANT THE FRAKIN BLUE CRAYON!!!!

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