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  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    *Misses a call*
    *calls back*
    *no answer*
    What, did you die within 3 seconds?
    nmq

  2. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    If I don't know you and you call me "hun",
    I will automatically hate you.

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    i just want a cute boy that i can kiss and hug and be best friends with and we can go to fun places and tell lame jokes with and we can have slumber parties and blanket forts and we can snuggle and eat food and we can just be together forever
    is that too much to ask

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    "Bye"
    "Go Die."
    "What?"
    "I Said Goodbye."
    ----♥----
    not mine

  5. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    SO TODAY,
    was one of those days, where I didn't really care about how I look. I had my hair in a messy bun, and I was wearing a baggy sweatshirt &I wasn't wearing any makeup whatsoever, except maybe some chapstick (if that counts). I knew I looked like absolute crap. I was walking to lunch, and a boy with special needs comes up to me. His name is Marcus. He sometimes sits with me at lunch. He starts walking wtih me and says "Kate. Um, I've always wanted to tell you this, but never was too scared". & I said "What is it?" & He said "You're really pretty. & I think you look really nice today." Then he ran away, and I didn't see him at lunch. I don't want you guys to think I'm bragging or anything. I'm really not trying to. Its just, a guy has never called me pretty before. Ever. He made my whole year. Thanks for reading this guys.

  6. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    I always see these quotes about adorable stories where a random little kid gave them a flower or when they went to buy makeup a guy at the store told them they don't need it or something equally as cute and I just really wonder if people are making these up or I'm just exceptionally ugly because nothing like that has ever happened to me.

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    i dont need a perfect relationship,
    I JUST NEED SOMEONE |x||x||x|AS WEIRD AS I AM.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    Umm did anyone else read about what Justin Bieber wrote at the Anne Frank House?
    "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber"
    "Hopefully she would have been a belieber"
    Really?
    http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/14/showbiz/bieber-anne-frank/

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    You can never really know
    someone completely,
    that's why it's the most terrifying thing in the world.
    Really taking someone on faith,
    hoping they'll take you on faith too.
    It's such a precarious balance,
    it's a wonder we do it at all...

  10. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    i love this emoti so much (◡‿◡✿)
    because it's so cute and innocent and it makes everything better
    examples:
    i peed on your mother (◡‿◡✿)
    i ran over your dog (◡‿◡✿)
    i stabbed you in your sleep (◡‿◡✿)
    (◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Texting Mom:
    Mom:Hi Sweetie, do your (.)(.) still hurt from the optition?
    Me: Um.. Mom.. check what you just sent me.
    Mom: What? It means eye, right? I saw it on your brothers phone texting his gf, it said 'I love looking at your beautiful (.)(.)
    Me: No Mom. It doesn't.
    Mom:...

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    "YOU'RE SO UGLY!!"
    "Really?"
    "YES!!"
    "Good, I'm trying to look like you today.."

  13. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    *Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
    Stranger: You gotta pull.
    Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I hate it when I have to be nice to someone
    that i actually hate.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    me: better check my phone for texts from friends
    me: *checks phone*
    me: better get some friends

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    I don't lose followers..
    followers lose me.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    AM I THE ONLY ONE
    that wishes the hair my head grew as fast as the hair on my legs!?

  18. Ireland201 Ireland201
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:55am UTC
    Just a cut,
    Just a scratch.
    "What's that mark?"
    "It was the cat."
    Just an excuse,
    Just another lie.
    "What's with all the bracelets?"
    "Just fashion, why?"
    Just a tear,
    Just a scream.
    "Why were you crying?"
    "Just a bad dream."
    But it's not just a cut,
    Or a tear, or a lie
    It's always "Just one more,"
    Until you die.
    ~not my quote

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    everyone: you cant eat all of that
    me: watch me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. maddieee* maddieee*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    he makes my heart flutter.

:)

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