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BigMistake
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:10pm UTC

hakuna matata:
(ha-coo-na ma-tah-tah)
Hakuna matata is a Swahili phrase that is
literally translated as "There are no worries".
It is sometimes translated as "no worries".
format by BigMistake

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365days*
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Girls who say 'Lots of guys want me'
SHOULD NEVER FORGET
that Low prices attract the most customers.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Maturity comes with experience, not age.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Police: "How high are you?"
Me: "No officer. It's Hi. How are you?"
doesn't relate to me just
thought it was funny :)

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:11pm UTC

"Highschool sucks.
Spend time here with people who don't."

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Drake and Josh #7
Delivery Guy: Package for Josh Nichols
Josh: Thanks, have a good day.
Delivery Guy: Don't tell me what to do.
follow me, I'll follow back

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Juliiiaaaxox
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:00pm UTC

blacklace
When people say "10 years ago"
I think about the 90's, not 2002.
nmf nmq
blacklace

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Plot twist: the queen reveals that the Olympics is actually the Hunger Games and all the countries are pitted against each other.
nmq

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lillylovee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Willow Smith is 11 years old, already has her tongue pierced, half her head shaved, and said she's bisexual.
Someone needs to go visit their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

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0____0
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:04am UTC

I walked up to my bed.
There layed a note saying,
"I've been thinking for a while and I have
come to a decision. I don't want to be your
boyfriend."
I was in tears.
But I turned around to find
him bent on one knee and
he asked,
"Will you marry me?"
So now I'm picking out my dress.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 10:14am UTC

You got me dreaming of a life
That anybody else would die for
(OneDirection)

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 4:08pm UTC

You're really pretty, but the fact the you have an ugly personality changes it all.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Patrick:
Are YOU Squidward?!
Fire Hydrant:
Patrick:
That's okay, take your time.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:05am UTC

click to see this quote

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delirant
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Just saw this on facebook;
One of my friends
I feel like Taylor Swift writes her songs based on my life!
24 hours ago · comment · like
12 people like this
Her Dad: Yep. I just heard "Empty The Dishwasher & The Cat Litter Box Every Night Without B.itching About It". Catchy tune
23 hours ago · Like
LMFAO

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 1:18pm UTC

I PUT MY HANDS UP
THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG
THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
I'M NODDIN MY HEAD LIKE YEAH
MOVIN MY HIPS LIKE YEAH
GOT MY HANDS UP
THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG
AND I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE OKAY
YEAH, IT'S A PARTY IN THE USA
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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Mom: Ugh, your room is like a warzone!
Me: No...?
Mom: No wonder you can't find anything!
Me: Uh, I kinda can..
Mom: You never can!
-next day, having sleepover-
Me: *walks into completely dark, easily avoids all obstacles, reaches, gets wanted item off of nighttable, walks back out*
Me: Sure, can't find anything -.-

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伤*
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 1:24pm UTC

"My mom doesn't understand that even
though my room looks dirty to her
i know where my things are
- Miley cyrus ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Me: *Cleaning my room*
Me: *Checks phone*
*Mom walks in*
Mom: Oh my god all you ever do is sit on your phone you don't care about anything i tell you to do and you just ignore me why sin't your room clean your attitude is terrible i dont want to see you again until this room is spotless or else your grounded!
Me: But i wa-
Mom: You are such a smartass don't you dare talk back to me again i hate your attitude!
Me: *Breathes*
Mom: You are grounded mister! No phone, Ipod, computer, or tv for the rest of the month!
Me: ....

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Wouldn't it be ironic
If someone died while eating a life saver?
mind=blown

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