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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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styles*
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December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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emilygm*
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August 12, 2012 2:26pm UTC

mq/
Gtg mom my phone is dying.
Of what?
Of cancer, mom. My phone is dying of cancer. -_-

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dancergrl101
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August 12, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 12, 2012 12:03pm UTC

When you post a picture on Facebook:
Mom: Awwe this is so pretty! I love you, sweetie!
Sister: Cute!
Aunt: I love your hair!
Cousin: I love your outfit! Text meee! :D
Grandma: Look at my beautiful granddaughter. I love you so much, dear.
Best Friend: You're so sexual. I hope you have food at your house, cause I'm coming and I want a sandwhich.

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
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August 12, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Friends: "Get out I need to get dressed!"
Good friends: "Turn around I'm getting changed!"
Best friends: "Dude, I love your bra!"
Twitter

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sydneyxrose
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August 12, 2012 12:34pm UTC

NO, MOM, I GO TO HOGWARTS
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
-tumblr

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FullOfRegrets
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August 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Lady Gaga
Just let that sink in

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StrawberryCheesecake
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August 13, 2012 11:35am UTC

I'm a girl.
I don't smoke.
I don't drink.
I don't party every weekend.
I don't wear three inches of makeup.
I don't put sultry pictures of my bra showing online.
I don't make out with lots of guys,
or other girls, to get attention.
I'm a girl, and I'm me.
I'm not going to change for anyone.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happyminimimi
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April 15, 2012 6:17am UTC

Just a vent.
My mum and brother have split up.
They dont talk to eachother and my brother never sees me because he wants to see his girlfriend.
I never see them and it upsets me like he doesn't wanna see me.
He just wont make the effort.
I feel like I've done something.
My brothers moved out because of it.
It's been happening for 4 months, ever since New Year.
I also struggle enough as I only see my dad once a week.
I just need my family back.
I miss how it used to be.
I want my family back.
My life is a mess.

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PurplePinkDreams
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August 9, 2012 6:28pm UTC

7 billion people in the world trying to fit in
∞

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Bravosierra*
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August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC

JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
AH MACARENA

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maaddiissoonn
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August 6, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Before my Shower:
I don’t want to get in .
During my Shower:
I don’t want to get out.

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Pluto*
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August 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Plot Twist: We All Stop Twisting The Plot.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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August 5, 2012 11:25am UTC

If you say "Jesus" backwards, it sounds like sausage.

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timraandnicole
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August 5, 2012 12:49pm UTC

Me: ha this quote is funny.
Me: *Goes to click faves button*
Quote: 69 Faves.
Me:
Quote:
Me:
Quote:
Me: *faves quote*
Quote: 70 faves
Me: THATS RIGHT. I AM THAT B/ITCH.

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screwthehatersx
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August 5, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Miley Cyrus: Nobody's perfect
Selena Gomez: Who says you're not perfect
Kelly Clarkson: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Ed Sheeran: What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all
Taylor Swift: You are the best thing, that's ever been mine
Beyonce: You turned out to be the, best thing I never had
Adele: Never mind I'll find, someone like you
Backstreet Boys: I'll never find someone like you
Cee Lo Green: Forget you
Birdy: I'll never forget you
WHO DO WE BELIEVE HERE?

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