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StrawberryCheesecake

1. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 12:13pm UTC
   *In French Class*
   Teacher: Angela, ask your friend at the back of the class to come to you in French.
   Me: Vien ici.
   Friend: *Walks to me*
   Teacher: Good. Now ask her to go back to her seat in French.
   Me: *Walks to the back of the classroom where friend was sitting*
   Teacher:
   Friend:
   Class:
   Me: Vien ici.
   
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2. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 11:51am UTC
   Pick a number from 1 - 100. Don't scroll down if you haven't picked one.
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   Done?
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   Now, add your selected number to your age.
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   Done adding?
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   Multiply your number by 2.
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   Lastly, add 5.
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   Okay, thanks.
   
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3. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 5:52pm UTC
   Katie
   Age is just a number.
   30 minutes ago · Like · Comment
   6 people like this
   Reed
   And a jail cell is just a room.
   24 minutes ago · Unlike · 24 people like this
   
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4. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 7:39am UTC
   .
   Today I learned . . .
   People born in 1994 - 1999 have lived in
   three decades,
   two centuries,
   two milleniums
   and most of them aren't even 18 yet.
   ♥ this if you're a 90's kid.
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5. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 7:27am UTC
   Relatable Quotes #10
   That awkward moment when you get home from school and you look at yourself in the mirror and think, "Did I really look like this all day?"
   
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6. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 7:23am UTC
   S.t.u.d.y = Singing, tweeting, unlimted texting, dreaming, yawning.
   Yeah, mom, I love to study.
   
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7. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 12:04pm UTC
   Dear Justin Bieber Haters,
   I owe my life to Justin.
   On August 12th 2011,
   I was in a terrbible car carsh.
   I was in a coma for 6 six months.
   My nurse switched on the radio
   and it was it was playing
   a Justin Bieber song.
   I got up
   to switch off the radio.
   
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8. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 6:23am UTC
   That little dance
   your thumbs do
   when you're not sure
   how to reply to a text.
   
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9. StrawberryCheesecake
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 1:20pm UTC
   Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on earth.
   We are treated like children but expected to act like adults.
   
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10. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    ☐ Single
    ☐ Taken
    ☑ Mentally dating a celebrity that doens't even know I
    exist.
    
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11. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 6:14am UTC
    THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO STAY IN YOUR LIFE WILL
    ALWAYS FIND A WAY. ♥
    
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12. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Relatable Quotes #9
    When I get back to school, I want everyone to turn their heads and say, "Wow, she's changed over summer. She looks so pretty."
    
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13. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Relatable Quotes #7
    Do you ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don't look like they're in the right order?
    
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15. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Why don't you have a boyfriend?
    I'm just not allowed. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
    Because you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.
    
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16. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Relatable Quotes #6
    Making a really good quote but not getting a top quote because you're not Witty 'popular'.
    
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17. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Relatable Quotes #5
    When someone says, "I like your shirt" I look down to see what I'm wearing.
    
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18. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:35am UTC
    I'm a girl.
    I don't smoke.
    I don't drink.
    I don't party every weekend.
    I don't wear three inches of makeup.
    I don't put sultry pictures of my bra showing online.
    I don't make out with lots of guys,
    or other girls, to get attention.
    I'm a girl, and I'm me.
    I'm not going to change for anyone.
    
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19. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Relatable Quotes #4
    Saying "So . . ." when there's nothing to talk about.
    
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20. StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:58am UTC
    Why do people feel safe under blankets?
    It's not like a murderer will come in thinking,
    "I'm going to kill- Ah, damn! She's under the blanket . . ."
    
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