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hallo1234
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 9:35am UTC

Dear body hair,
if I had you removed for the 1000th time,
please get the hint
Sincerely, me
not my original :)

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sparks12
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November 8, 2012 6:39am UTC

"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."

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anonymouslover
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 3:26pm UTC

were you the same person a year ago?
then don't expect anyone else to be.

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Minnie_Mouse
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 6:10pm UTC

"Would you like to be the sun of my life"?
"Awwww, Yeah!!"
"Okay!! Stay 92 955 887 miles away from me............"
weheartit.com

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TaintedHeart
posted a quote
June 11, 2010 4:55pm UTC

It's called falling in love for a reason;
BECAUSE INEVITABLY, YOU CRASH AT THE BOTTOM. /////////////////////

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TaintedHeart
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June 17, 2010 6:17pm UTC

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TaintedHeart
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October 31, 2010 5:42pm UTC

No, it wasn't awkward, UNTIL you said;
"THIS IS AWKWARD."
NOW, it's awkward. =/

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foreverbutnever
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 3:31am UTC

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Our backround and circumstances may have influenced who we are,
***
But we are the ones who responsible for what we become.

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omgitsjessica
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October 16, 2010 4:30pm UTC

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iLoserx9
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 6:55pm UTC

Dear Math,
All those years you made me find your X.
Just face it, she's not coming back!
I think it's better for all of us if you just move on.
Sincerely, a very bored student

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pinkskater12
posted a quote
October 14, 2010 3:54pm UTC

Mirror, Mirror,lie to me
And show me what I want to see, A world untouched, unharmed by love, A world not cursed, that soars above, A world of warmth, not cold as ice, A world where hearts break once, not twice.
Mirror,Mirror, lie to me
And show me what I wish to see, A moonlit night, not pouring rain, Tears cried for joy, not cried for pain, A peaceful life, a brand-new slate, A world where love can't turn to hate.
Mirror, Mirror, lie to me
And show me what I hope to see, A world where pain cannot occur, Where tears don't make my vision blur, Where happiness can't drag me down, And love won't try to make me drown.
Mirror, Mirror,lie to me
And show me what I pray to see, A place where I won't need to feel, Where time and life are not so real, A place where I don't need to think, Where into death I'll never sink.
Mirror, Mirror,lie to me
And show me what I know can't be, A world where death is not a choice, A place where I can't hear his voice, A world where cuts don't bleed or scar, Where I can watch life from afar, A world where I can hide away, To die again another day.
Mirror, Mirror,lie to me
And show me what I need to see, Reflect a world unlike my own, Where what is real is never known.

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mooorrggaaanx0
posted a quote
August 25, 2010 7:51pm UTC

You wanted to play this game,
I'll play it too
Come here baby, I will show you what this girl can do

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Madie
posted a quote
August 26, 2010 5:33am UTC

Pain doesn't worry me...
Pain I can handle..
It's worry that kills me..
It's worry that hurts..

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LOVE04
posted a quote
August 26, 2010 5:37am UTC

I hate you. I love you. I hate you. I love you.
I don't even know you
Anymore.
And it hurts.

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ixswearxthisxtimexixmeanxit
posted a quote
August 26, 2010 5:46am UTC

i want to paint a picture,
a picture with a twist;
i want to paint a picture,
a picture on my wrist;
and when i paint this picture,
a fountain will appear;
and if i press down hard enough,
the pain will disappear

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SmilesxAllxAround
posted a quote
June 17, 2010 11:06am UTC

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xosarahhhxx33
posted a quote
June 17, 2010 3:07pm UTC

"Dude you're singing the wrong words."♫
"No I'm not, I'm making a remix." ♥

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Bekah_Ray
posted a quote
June 17, 2010 12:46pm UTC

today;
i got my period. throwing up in the bathroom. My 5 year old brother walks in. Whats wrong? i got my period. Oh. i knew he didn't know what that was. three days later my brother had to much sugar, he started throwing up. he yells down to my mother saying; MOM I GOT MY PERIOD!
i couldn't stop laughing
(:
mine(:
sorry BIG letters. dumb witty(x
favorite?!

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
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beautiful_xo_disaster
posted a quote
June 28, 2009 6:50pm UTC

rock, paper, scissors.
i understand how scissors can beat paper,
and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
paper do this to scissors? actually,
s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
paper would protect you."
*credit to caligurl6354
changed a few words,
but i love itt hahaa

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