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cpagirl
posted a quote
June 29, 2009 11:16am UTC

It's ok to kiss a fool.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you.
But never let a kiss fool you...</3
Fade by Fabulous Fades!

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cpagirl
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 10:45pm UTC

You've been charged in court
For stealing my heart♥,
Trespassing in my dreams,
And robbing me of my Senses,
You've been sentenced to a lifetime with me.
How do you plead?
**not mine! quote belongs to whoever (sorry, i seriously don't know :o) i just thought it was cute, so i edited it! hope you like it!

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wissapooh
posted a quote
June 5, 2010 11:37pm UTC

Even though I have been through a lot;
I don't regret anything.
Every tear I shed; Every friend I lost;
Every person that judged me; Every boy that broke my heart..
Only made me stronger.

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sd28star
posted a quote
June 9, 2010 8:37pm UTC

&+ Isn't it funny?
How one {Thirty Second} conversation with "him" automatically makes my day
100% Better
<Not mine, credit to tastetherainbow796 , check out her profile > [Click the heart <3]

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Miaa
posted a quote
June 9, 2010 10:35pm UTC

Like every person has a reason,
every month has a season.
Like every fish has a bait,
every soul has a mate.
Like every lock has a key,
Yours
is
the
one
that's right for me.
<3

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mogli27
posted a quote
June 9, 2010 10:57pm UTC

What do prostitutes do when they are on their period?

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gymnastics13
posted a quote
June 9, 2010 9:43pm UTC

click to see this quote

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kaitlvr03
posted a quote
June 9, 2010 7:28pm UTC

Friends
FAKE FRIENDS:Never ask for food.
REA L FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: say 'that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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justinbieber_lover
posted a quote
June 8, 2010 6:19am UTC

Today, during English ;
I was talking with my boyfriend, when my best friend ran up behind me and smacked my butt and yelled “I OWN THIS, YOU JEALOUS?!” to my boyfriend.
He then smiled and put his hand on my heart and said
"Well I own this, beat that."
♥

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2coolforu
posted a quote
July 18, 2009 6:27pm UTC

Abortion
6 weeks old today mommy
A birthday gift for me
A pair of big blue eyes
Through one day I will see
Where are we mommy ?
With rain splashing down
When it hits the sidewalk
It makes a funny sound
Bang through the big white doors
People dressed in green;
If they hurt you mommy
Just run away and scream
Help me mommy
They’re tearing me apart
There goes my big blue eyes
There goes my little heart
I love you mommy, believe me I do
But the worst thing is,
I thought you loved me too; ♥
saw this and the gril who added it just edited it so umm yea

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Short_n_Simple
posted a quote
August 3, 2009 12:48am UTC

Mommy
It's just a cut
Just one
Mommy,
It takes away all my pain
It makes me feel better
Mommy,
It can't stop cutting
I really can't
Mommy,
It's not hurting me
Trust me it isn't
Mommy,
It makes it all better
It really does
Mommy,
Why don't you believe me?
I'm telling the truth
Mommy,
Don't you see my smile?
I'm happy now
completely mine . no jocking .

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rockgurl425
posted a quote
May 29, 2009 12:27pm UTC

Abortion
6 weeks old today mommy
A birthday gift for me
A pair of big blue eyes
Through one day I will see
Where are we mommy
With rain splashing down
When it hits the sidewalk
It makes a funny sound
Bang through the big white doors
People dressed in green
If they hurt you mommy
Just run away and scream
Help me mommy
They’re tearing me apart
There goes my big blue eyes
There goes my little heart
I love you mommy believe me I do
But the worst thing is
I thought you loved me too

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Carbal
posted a quote
February 15, 2009 10:12am UTC

Month 1: Mommy I am only 4 inches long! its so warm in here.
Month 2: Mommy I love your voice. It is so sweet and lovable.
Month 3: Mommy I found out I am a boy aren't you glad!!!!
Month 4: Mommy I just learned how to suck my thumb! I get a lot of exercise because I can move my head.
Month 5: Mommy are you crying? It makes me cry to see you very sad even though you can't see me.
Month 6: Mommy that doctor lied to you I am real! I don't like that doctor at all.
Month 7: Mommy I hear that doctor again! What's abortion? Owwww!!!!!!!! Mommy I feel a needle it's burning Mommy!!!!!!!! Help me I cant get a way from it!!!
Mommy its ok I am in the hands of GOD now and he explained to me what abortion is. How could you do this to me? Didn't you want me Mommy?
*Stop Abortion*
**notttt minee i just found it sadd*

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xluvurlifex13
posted a quote
February 12, 2009 6:01pm UTC

Month 1: Mommy I am only 4 inches long! its so warm in here.
Month 2: Mommy I love your voice. It is so sweet and lovable.
Month 3: Mommy I found out I am a boy aren't you glad!!!!
Month 4: Mommy I just learned how to suck my thumb! I get a lot of exercise because I can move my head.
Month 5: Mommy are you crying? It makes me cry to see you very sad even though you can't see me.
Month 6: Mommy that doctor lied to you I am real! I don't like that doctor at all.
Month 7: Mommy I hear that doctor again! What's abortion? Owwww!!!!!!!! Mommy I feel a needle it's burning Mommy!!!!!!!! Help me I cant get a way from it!!!
Mommy its ok I am in the hands of GOD now and he explained to me what abortion is. How could you do this to me? Didn't you want me Mommy?
*Stop Abortion*
this made me cry!!!!

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sthrnblonde13
posted a quote
July 19, 2009 2:12pm UTC

Month 1: Mommy I am only 4 inches long! its so warm in here.
Month 2: Mommy I love your voice. It is so sweet and lovable.
Month 3: Mommy I found out I am a boy aren't you glad!!!!
Month 4: Mommy I just learned how to suck my thumb! I get a lot of exercise because I can move my head.
Month 5: Mommy are you crying? It makes me cry to see you very sad even though you can't see me.
Month 6: Mommy that doctor lied to you I am real! I don't like that doctor at all.
Month 7: Mommy I hear that doctor again! What's abortion? Owwww!!!!!!!! Mommy I feel a needle it's burning Mommy!!!!!!!! Help me I cant get a way from it!!!
Mommy its ok I am in the hands of GOD now and he explained to me what abortion is. How could you do this to me? Didn't you want me Mommy?
*Stop Abortion*
*NOT STEALING THIS QUOTE ITS ACTUALLY MINE!!!!*

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sensation
posted a quote
May 11, 2010 5:17pm UTC

what if
IDC
meant
I DO CARE

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xxchelsea96xx
posted a quote
June 5, 2010 9:42pm UTC

teacher:"why are you late to class?"
you: "um. because the bell rang before i got here."

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12kimble13
posted a quote
November 13, 2009 9:17pm UTC

Ideal conversation...
Girl: what would you do if i had a heart attack?
Boy: I would give you mine, but you've always had it. <3
Actual conversation...
Girl: what would you do if i had a heart attack?
Boy: umm... I'd call the police...
Girl: Wow.
^We share this with Smilimoose!

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omgxxzebraxx33
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 5:42pm UTC

Typical Conversation:
coolkid54: hey
sportygrl99: hey
coolkid54: wats up?
sportygrl54: nmu?
coolkid54: same
wow what a boring conversation. and yet,
90% of us have that same exact conversation
EVERY SINGLE DAY.

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