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  1. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:18am UTC
    I'm feeling so ignored on Witty right now
    you could call me Internet Explorer or
    Kevin Jonas.

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    One time when I was little my sister told me
    That if I didn't eat the black jelly beans I was being r.acist. So I got scared and ate them all, and that's how she always got me to eat all the black jelly beans in the bag.

  3. alimcmahon alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    is it me or has
    pretty little liars
    gotten so boring
    and dragged on to long
    like just tell us who
    A is

  4. primark16574 primark16574
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    My Life...
    Check Facebook
    Check Twitter
    Eat
    Sleep
    REPEAT

  5. primark16574 primark16574
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Big girls don't cry..
    They get Even...

  6. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Peak Times #19
    F/ck Swag
    It's Gangnam Style.

  7. NoodleDirectioner NoodleDirectioner
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 11:26am UTC
    When someone else
    Hates the same person as you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Flossyx Flossyx
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    7362826454047393494
    Fave if you didn't read the number :)

  10. Water307 Water307
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    One Direction is the worst band ever?
    Sorry, we couldn’t hear you
    from the top of the charts.
    Format by: Water307

  11. serenariannwyn serenariannwyn
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Society then... and now
    Me in year 7: excuse me,can i get past?
    Year 7 now : move or i'll stab you.

  12. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Those fake laughts we give to the teachers when they try to be funny.

  13. jessica333 jessica333
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Most Common Lies:
    -I wont laugh. I promise.
    -Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
    -I'm kidding.
    -I never got your text.
    -I have read and agrreed to the terms
    and conditions.
    -You will need to know this later in life.
    -I'm fine.
    -No, I'm okay. I'm just tired.
    -Okay, just one more episode.
    -I'm on my way.
    -Sorry, my parents said no.

  14. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    SMILING AT OLD PEOPLE
    T O S H O W T H E M Y O U ' R E N O T A T E E N A G E T H U G

  15. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    A Ghost
    Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

  16. LaynaMarie316 LaynaMarie316
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Admit It.
    We All Take Off Our 3D Glasses
    Durring A Movie To See How It Looks Without Them...

  17. Julidanika Julidanika
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    And after watching Arthur for so long
    i still don't know what kind of animal he is
    format:yourcool


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Directioners,
    From now on I think you should post
    a link at the bottom of your quotes to
    the interview, tweet, or at least some
    proof that they said that so we know
    you're not making up bullshi t.

  20. ElizaNyan ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:04am UTC
    I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I was in comma for two years, Until nurse played his songs on the radio in my room and i had to wake up to turn it off.

:)

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