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ElizaNyan

1. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   tattoos
   I like that sht
   
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2. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   I'm not a
   NERD
   I'm just smarter
   than you
   
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3. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 10:13am UTC
   Mom- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
   
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4. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 10:09am UTC
   There's only 1 thing
   2 do
   3 words
   4 you
   I love you ♥
   
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5. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 10:04am UTC
   There is "Lie" in Believe
   "Over" in Lover
   "End" in Friend
   "Us" in Trust
   "Ex" in Next
   And "If" in Life
   
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6. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 9:22am UTC
   ϟƘƦƖןןΣx
   
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7. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 12:47pm UTC
   ♛
   DON'T
   KEEP CALM
   AND
   PARTY HARD
   
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8. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   _____
   MUSE
   
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9. ElizaNyan
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 3:23pm UTC
   Dude you left your phone at my house.
   ...
   Hello ?
   Jack ?
   WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING ??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
   
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10. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    What Dosn't Kill Me
    Makes me Smaller
    Sincerely, Mario
    Broos
    
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11. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    ~-~
    I shall call him squishy
    And he shall be mine
    and he shall be my squishy
    ~-~
    
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12. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Dancing
    a Nicki Minaj song
    with a sexxy dance
    without being sexxy
    
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13. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Are you stupid or something ?
    Something.
    -True history
    
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14. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:26am UTC
    How can i tell the one i love: I love you ?
    Well, practice on me.
    Okay
    I love you.
    I love you to. See it was easy !
    Now you can go tell him.
    I just did.
    
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15. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Mom, can you lend me 30 bucks ?!?
    No! do you think money grows on trees ?
    What is money made of ?
    Paper
    And where does paper come from ?
    ...
    -True History
    
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16. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:09am UTC
    MOM
    I think i keep getting messages or missing calls or something
    From who ?
    From a woman named Betty... Low....
    Uhmm, BATTERY LOW ??
    YEAH THATS IT!!
    -True history
    
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17. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:59am UTC
    Dude you left your phone at my house.
    ...
    Hello ?
    Jack ?
    WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING ??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    -True history
    
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18. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Math exam. Name: Elizabeth
    1. Find X
    12⊿14
    x <-
    Here it is
    
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19. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    ~-~
    The awkward moment when someone catches you talking with to yourself
    - #2
    ~-~
    
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20. ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then alwais be a unicorn.<3
    
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