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xDanteMilesx

Status: Helllo byches

Member Since: 19 Sep 2010 01:56pm

Last Seen: 19 Aug 2013 10:05am

Location: Home. Stalkers, come at me.

user id: 125550

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  1. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
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    December 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC
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  2. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
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    December 5, 2012 3:35pm UTC
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  3. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
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    December 2, 2012 3:33pm UTC
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  4. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
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    December 2, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Sweet as sugar
    Hard as Ice
    Hurt Me Once
    I'll Kill you twice.

  5. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    She says 'that was so last year'
    Me '2011 was so last year'

  6. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 9:37am UTC
    Welcome to Karma Cafe`
    There are no menus
    You get served what you deserve.

  7. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 9:17am UTC
    Elementary School
    Teacher: Im going to call your mom
    Me: No please don't I will do anything
    Middle School
    Teacher: Im going to call your mom
    Me: *sigh*
    High School
    Teacher: Im going to call your mom
    Me: Okay and tell her I said hi as well

  8. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Just testing out fonts

  9. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
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    November 27, 2012 6:49pm UTC
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  10. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
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    November 27, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Midgets don't get high,
    They get medium.

  11. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Breathe if you love me
    [Fave if you carried on breathing]

  12. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    TEACHER: where's your homework?
    STUDENT: written in the stars
    TEACHER: where in the stars..?
    STUDENT: a million miles away...
    TEACHER: what was it about?
    STUDENT: a message to the main..
    TEACHER: you were suppose to do it on seasons!
    STUDENT: ohhhhhh!..
    TEACHER: so what do you even know about seasons?
    STUDENT: seasons come and go..
    TEACHER: I want a change in your attitude
    STUDENT: but i will never change..
    TEACHER: To the principals office
    STUDENT: and im on my waaay
    ^^ Old Everyones heard it,,
    But just had to

  13. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    "Wow whos that s.exy beast" "Oh wait I clicked on my own profile again.."

  14. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Friend: "Dude that song is old, why do you still listen to it"
    Me: Well your moms old.and you still listen to her..
    No offence.. I thought this was funny

  15. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    asdfghjkl
    qwertyuiop
    zxcvbnm
    Because that was appropriate...

  16. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    CoolStoryBro,
    Thing is I don't care.

  17. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    They say its now or never
    In that case, its never

  18. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 11:56am UTC
    Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
    Me: Its not talking it's discussing.
    I got sent out.

  19. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Would you let me, see inside your beautiful,
    Will, you let me see beneath your perfect.
    Take it up now boy,
    take it up now boy.

  20. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Say addicted after everythink I say.
    drugs - addicted
    smoking - addicted
    sleep- addicted
    what hit you in the face in the morning? - addicted
    a d!ck did.

:)

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