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  1. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    ♥ YOU KNOW THAT I COULD use
    somebody
    S O M E O N E L I K E Y O U ♥ « « « .

  2. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Girl: Reasons why i hate being a girl:
    -Period
    -Insecurity
    -Over Dramatic
    -Emotional
    -Period
    -Shaving
    -Staying in Shape
    -Brushing My Hair
    -Period
    Some Reasons why i hate being a girl.
    Boy: Reasons why i hate being a guy:
    -Dealing with all of the above.

  3. TeenagerP0sts TeenagerP0sts
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Teenager Posts #004
    Getting out of you’re car like a .model

  4. c00l c00l
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    I want a 30 day free trial of being dead.

  5. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Boobs are the proof that men,
    Can focus on two things at once.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Is it just me,
    or is talking to your hairdresser
    the most uncomfortable
    thing in the world

  7. TeenagerP0sts TeenagerP0sts
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Teenager Posts #003
    That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment off a status and it looks like you’re talking to yourself.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    seniors: i hate freshman
    juniors: i hate freshman
    sophomores: i hate freshmen
    freshman: i hate freshman

  10. JustinDPN JustinDPN
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. InLoveWithHim1040609 InLoveWithHim1040609
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Taking Forever In The Shower Because You Like To Stand There And Think About Life

  12. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    "i miss you."
    prove it.

  13. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    My thoughts♥ at school:Omg what if one direction just barged inin my room: what if one direction just walked through my door at the grocery store: but what if one direction just walked inin the doctors office: what if one direction came ingetting a haircut:what if one direction walked in to get a haircutin my dreams: look its one direction on the toilet:OMG WHAT IF ONE DIRECTION WALKED IN in the shower:OMG WHAT IF ONE DIRECTION CAME IN not mine. (sorry about the one direction quote but i thought it was funny)

  14. LiveLaughLove125 LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 11:53am UTC
    Interviewer : Curly or straught ?
    Zayn : We’re talking about girls, right ?
    Harry : Curly.
    Liam : Curly.
    Niall : Straight.
    Louis : Bald.

  15. volleygirl06 volleygirl06
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 10:08am UTC
    So yesterday I came home
    to find my little brother crying,
    & when I asked him why he was crying.
    He said it was cas he's fat & nobody likes him.
    He's only in first grade & people are already bullying.
    This sickens me.
    What has this world come to?

  16. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I miss when
    I was little, and didn't care about what
    people thought of me, my clothes, or hair.
    I just did what made me happy.

  17. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    nmq/nmf
    I hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence sound cool
    "Just bought underwear, YOLO"

  18. angiecee22 angiecee22
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    I Have CDO,
    Its Like OCD.
    But With All The Letters In Alphabetical Order.
    Just Like It Should Be.

  19. SunShinex33 SunShinex33
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    the other day and I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said
    'never trust a creature that bleeds for a week and doesn't die...'
    ..took me a while to get it. :p

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Stop saying you're sexy.
    The only thing you turn on is the microwave.

:)

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