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LiveLaughLove125

1. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 2:08pm UTC
   Feel old ?
   Shrek 1: came out 11 years ago.
   Monstrs lnc: came out 11 years ago.
   Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old.
   Miley Cyrus: Engaged.
   Hillary Duff: Mom.
   That's so raven: Been off tv for 6 years.
   Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago.
   
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2. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   Teacher: Everyone.
   Me: Else in the room can see it.
   Teacher: What?
   Me: Makes you beautiful.
   Teacher: Can...
   Me: We fall one more time.
   Teacher: If...
   Me: I'm louder would you see me.
   Teacher: ...
   Me: ...
   Teacher: Get out!
   Me: Get out my head and fall into my arms instead.
   
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3. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   Phineas: "Hey, where's Perrie?" Ferb: "With Zayn."
   
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4. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 7:58am UTC
   I was smiling yestrday, I am smiling today, And i will smile tomorrow .. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
   
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5. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   For some reason
   my nose only itches when my hands are busy carrying stuff.
   
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6. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 1:56pm UTC
   Seeing boys play with little kids is
   Probably one of the most attractive things ever
   
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7. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 9:46pm UTC
   One thing each of you want to do before you turn 60?
   Louis: I would like to have…had a hit single on other planet.
   Niall: I wanna drive the spaceship to the planet.
   Liam: Ehm..i don’t know,A world tour in another planet.
   Harry: Get married..to someone from another planet..?
   Zayn: Yeah, I wanna get a dog.
   
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8. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 12:08pm UTC
   What ia the hardest part about being in an all boy group?
   Zayn : There’s no hard part, we love each other.
   Liam : Missing home.
   Harry : There’s no girls !
   
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9. LiveLaughLove125
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 11:53am UTC
   Interviewer : Curly or straught ?
   Zayn : We’re talking about girls, right ?
   Harry : Curly.
   Liam : Curly.
   Niall : Straight.
   Louis : Bald.
   
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10. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:13am UTC
    There I was again tonight,
    forcing laughter, faking smiles.
    
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11. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:53am UTC
    THAT ANNOYING MOMENT
    When your mad at someone and they keep making you smile.
    
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12. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:11am UTC
    I WISH I HAD A PEN
    THAT COULD
    COPY AND PASTE
    
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13. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:52am UTC
    I may not have the cutest
    eyes, prettiest smile,
    gorgeous face or perfect
    body, but I do have a
    caring heart
    
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14. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 11:56am UTC
    Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid
    
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15. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    That terrible moment:
    When your anger turns to tears.
    
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16. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    “I don’t want a complicated girl, I want
    a simple bride, that will lie down under
    the stars with me “
    -zayn malik
    
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17. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:40am UTC
    KONY 2012
    
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18. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:07am UTC
    can we fall
    one more time
    stop the tape and rewind
    and if you walk away
    i know ill fade
    cause there is nobody else
    -Gotta Be You
    
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19. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:52am UTC
    “I think that what people always want is what they don’t have a lot of”
    -Taylor Swift
    
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20. LiveLaughLove125
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:02am UTC
    Boy: She’s hot.
    Girl: She’s a b.i.t.c.h.
    Girl: he’s hot.
    Boy: he’s gay.
    
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