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  1. wELCoMeToMyLiFe531 wELCoMeToMyLiFe531
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Girl: "Omg, he is cute"
    Friend: "You think so?
    Girl: "Yeah, but don't tell him..
    Friend:" *Shouting* "HEY YOU! MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE CUTE!
    fav if this has ever happened to you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    How I see two inches
    | ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
    1 2
    How my hair-dresser sees two inches
    | ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
    1 2

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    It feels a lot better when
    Strangers randomly compliment you
    Than when one of your friends does.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  6. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:
     
    1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
    2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
    3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
    4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
    5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
    6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
    7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
    8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
    9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
    10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
    11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
    12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
    13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
    14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
    15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
    16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
    17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
    18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
    19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
    20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
    21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
    22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
    23. We give really good advice
    24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
    25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
    26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
    27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
    28. And our wallets have a place for change.
    29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
    30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
    31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
    32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
    33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
    34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
    35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
    36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
     

  7. BreeM123 BreeM123
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    What if rappers rapped
    about nice things?
    Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
    give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

  8. soliderbear4 soliderbear4
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC
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  9. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Today I
    walked up to the girl I like , rubbed her back, and said
    "I thought angels had wings"
    fave if you want a guy like me in your life

  10. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS,
    NOT ENEMIES,
    JUST SOME STRANGERS
    WITH SOME MEMORIES.

  11. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    I'm at a wedding and after their vows,
    the pastor said
    "you may now update your Twitters and Facebooks"
    The bride and groom took out their
    phones and took a selfie.
    then kissed.
    ah 21st century couples!

  12. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    What people consider a "snack": Animal crackers and a juice box
    What I consider a "snack": 2 four topping pizzas, a can of coke, a birthday cake, 3 jars of nutella, a gallon of ice cream, creme brulee from france, 4 donuts, and a pie.

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Hello, I am
    internet addicted

  14. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    "The Earth has music for those who listen"
    -Shakespeare

  15. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Society: You should be more in shape.
    Me: I am in shape.
    Society:
    Me:
    Society:
    Me:
    Society:
    Chuck Norris:
    Spongebob:
    Big Bird:
    Pencil:
    Crayon:
    Charlie Brown:
    Steve:
    Me: Round is a shape.

  16. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Hi. I'm a girl.
    I wish I had longer hair. I wish I had blonde hair and blue eyes. I wish I didn't have a period. I wish I was so thin that I have a gap in between my legs. I wish I had perfect clothes like other girls. I wish I could have the perfect tan. I wish I was popular. I wish that he would like me. I wish that I had bigger boobs. I wish I had nice nails. I wish I wore a size 6 (in shoes). I wish I had a perfect, thin nose. I wish I actually had a life. A ton of friends. The perfect boyfriend. I wish I had money. I wish I was perfect. I wish my life would be perfect... but I know it never will be.
    'Sup. I'm a boy.
    I want great hair b/tches drool over, a six pack, and a sandwhich. Bye.

  17. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Person: So, what do you do for a living?
    Me: Kill zombies.
    Person: But zombies don't exist..
    Me: Have you ever seen one?
    Person: No...
    Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

  18. JustMeh JustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
    Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

  19. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    So today in class,
    This hot guy picked up a piece of my hair and started singing,
    "Soft kitty,
    Warm kitty,
    Little ball of fur.
    Happy kitty,
    Sleepy kitty,
    Purr, purr, purr."
    And I was just sitting there like,
    "Lol, wtf is going on right now."

  20. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

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