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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Whenever I sit down in a field
I automatically start pulling out grass.
Anyone else?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:34am UTC

CAN YOU RELATE? "Dinner is ready"
"Ok coming"
**Stays on the computer**
"DINNER IS READY"
"I SAID I AM COMING"
format credit-rajsonkar

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Kirstyx33
posted a quote
June 20, 2010 1:48am UTC

'I hate my mother'
long but worth reading.
My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
she was such an embarrassment.
She cooked for students and
teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during
elementary school where my mom
came to say Hello to me.
I was so embarrassed. How could
she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful
look and ran out.
The next day at school one of my class mates
said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
mom to just disappear.
SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
then why don't you just die?!!!"
My mom did not respond...
I didn't even stop to think for a second
about what i had said, because
I was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings,
I wanted out of that house, and have
nothing to do with her.
So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
to Singapore to study.
Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
own. I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my
kids and the comfort.
Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
even meet her grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children
laughed at her, and i yelled at her
for coming over uninvited.
I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
house and scare my children!"
"Get out of here now!!!"
And to this, my mother quietly answered
"Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
wrong address." and she
disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school
reunion came to my house in Singapore.
So i lied to my wife that i was going on
a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
the old shack which was my childhood home
just out of curiosity.
My neighbours said that
she had passed away.
I did not shed a single tear.
They handed me a letter that she had
wanted me two have, it read:
My dearest son,
I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
i came to Singapore and scared your children
I was so glad when I heard you are
coming for the reunion.
But i may not even be able to
get out of bed to see you.
I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
to you when you were growing up.
You see... when you were very little you got
into an accident, and lost your eye.
As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
having to grow up with one eye.
So i gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing
a whole new world for me, in my place,
with that eye.
With my love to you.
Your mother ♥
-newspaper story

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC

FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIEDso hard that you couldn't breathePROPERLY.
nmf - MissAnna

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DinosaurEatYou
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC

i saw a baby;
wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

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morganashley
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC

hey guys.
my best friend was
just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
so, for every heart/favorite i get,
i'm going to donate a dollar to
any cancer foundation that i can.
this is not a joke you guys...
i wouldn't joke about this...
i'm sort of trying to
raise awareness as well.
so please!
favorite this quote?

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tishfayeobrienmwahh
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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stephismagical
posted a quote
July 20, 2010 11:08pm UTC

Dear Witty Girl,
Feel free to add this to your faves {♥}
As a reminder
So when you are married and happy
(And somehow remember you have a Witty Profiles account),
You can come and tell us
That what we fight for and cry for
Really does exist.♥ ♥ ♥

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seemskindafitchy
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC

REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Suicide Hotline-
1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.

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xxheather109xx
posted a quote
November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook
(:

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

-------------------------
The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
-------------------------
Not mine. I just love it

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 3:05pm UTC

My mustach brings all the boys to the yard
And their like, that's better than mine
o.O

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Mini m&m's taste better than normal m&m's.
Don't even try to argue with me on this.

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