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stellarflame*
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December 28, 2012 8:22pm UTC

voldemort
Yep... that's right...
I said it.

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wasted_wishes
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December 28, 2012 8:52pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 28, 2012 4:06pm UTC

i don't sugarcoat sh/t.
what the f/ck do i look like? willy wonka?

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lexysingasong
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December 29, 2012 12:36am UTC

reality ruined my life.

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jimmy365
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December 25, 2012 10:44am UTC

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 21, 2012 4:15pm UTC

When you love someone,
you love all of them.
You don’t skip the parts that make them unwanted.
You cannot leave the bad things out.
If you really love a person,
you will find their imperfections beautiful.

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softballxwin27
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November 29, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Sometimes at night when I'm laying in bed,
I push the sides of my pillow up to my face and pretend I'm a taco.

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LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses
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November 6, 2012 9:00am UTC

When I'm supposed to be studying, even staring at a wall becomes fun.

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iamatree
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November 3, 2012 5:54pm UTC

I t h i n k t h a t
You, Sir,
are suffering from
a lack of vitamin me ;)
not'mine

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SayingWhatMeFeel
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November 3, 2012 3:45pm UTC

SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS,
I like potatoes.
She's cheer captain,
And I still really like potatoes.

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Drake_YoungMoney_Swag_Yolo
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November 3, 2012 10:55pm UTC

I'm sorry,
I don't speak moron.

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shootingstar87
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November 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your pants.

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MyGoldenBarbie
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November 3, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Teacher: *tells girl to do something*
Girl: *rolls eyes*
Teacher:Keep rollling your eyes maybe you'll find a brain back there.

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Haydzia
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November 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile...
Then walk into a pole.

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annalove26
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November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Person: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: Kill zombies.
Person: But zombies don't exist..
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Person: No...
Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

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wittyquotesgurl
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November 3, 2012 2:00pm UTC

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ilovepenguins46
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November 3, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I can't decide
if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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ilovepenguins46
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November 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Mom: You failed your English test, didn't you?
Me: WHO TELLED YOU?!

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HuSkErPoWeR143
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November 3, 2012 1:08pm UTC

*Mom*-You better not fail your TEST today. Or you can forget me as your mother.
*Me*- Sure, whatever.
(after school)
*mom*- How'd you do on your test?
*me*- Who are you??
Nmf/nmq

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JustMeh
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November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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