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  1. stellarflame* stellarflame*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    voldemort
    Yep... that's right...
    I said it.

  2. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 8:52pm UTC
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  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    i don't sugarcoat sh/t.
    what the f/ck do i look like? willy wonka?

  4. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 12:36am UTC
    reality ruined my life.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:44am UTC
    say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
    alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    When you love someone,
    you love all of them.
    You don’t skip the parts that make them unwanted.
    You cannot leave the bad things out.
    If you really love a person,
    you will find their imperfections beautiful.

  7. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Sometimes at night when I'm laying in bed,
    I push the sides of my pillow up to my face and pretend I'm a taco.

  8. LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:00am UTC
    When I'm supposed to be studying, even staring at a wall becomes fun.

  9. iamatree iamatree
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    I t h i n k t h a t
    You, Sir,
    are suffering from
    a lack of vitamin me ;)
    not'mine

  10. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS,
    I like potatoes.
    She's cheer captain,
    And I still really like potatoes.

  11. Drake_YoungMoney_Swag_Yolo Drake_YoungMoney_Swag_Yolo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    I'm sorry,
    I don't speak moron.

  12. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your pants.

  13. MyGoldenBarbie MyGoldenBarbie
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Teacher: *tells girl to do something*
    Girl: *rolls eyes*
    Teacher:Keep rollling your eyes maybe you'll find a brain back there.

  14. Haydzia Haydzia
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile...
    Then walk into a pole.

  15. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Person: So, what do you do for a living?
    Me: Kill zombies.
    Person: But zombies don't exist..
    Me: Have you ever seen one?
    Person: No...
    Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

  16. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
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    November 3, 2012 2:00pm UTC
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  17. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    I can't decide
    if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

  18. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Mom: You failed your English test, didn't you?
    Me: WHO TELLED YOU?!

  19. HuSkErPoWeR143 HuSkErPoWeR143
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    *Mom*-You better not fail your TEST today. Or you can forget me as your mother.
    *Me*- Sure, whatever.
    (after school)
    *mom*- How'd you do on your test?
    *me*- Who are you??
    Nmf/nmq

  20. JustMeh JustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
    Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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