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Haydzia

1. Haydzia
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   If a vampire needs blood to survive....
   ...Does that mean they have the same imune system as a mosquito?
   
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2. Haydzia
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   November 8, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   I don't hate you...
   I just hope you get crocs for Christamas.
   
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3. Haydzia
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   "Did you just fall?"
   "No I attacked the floor."
   "Backwards?"
   "I'm freaking talented, okay?!"
   
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4. Haydzia
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 6:53pm UTC
   Life would be so much easier if it came with a set of instructions.
   
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5. Haydzia
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   November 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile...
   Then walk into a pole.
   
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6. Haydzia
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 10:10am UTC
   I need a six month vacation...
   ...Twice a Year
   
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7. Haydzia
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2011 5:53pm UTC
   The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on =)
   
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8. Haydzia
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   April 25, 2011 3:44pm UTC
   Lost in a world so full of rights,
   Nobody cares to see my plight.
   Born as a child filled with want,
   I am still the female gene nobody wants.
   Excluded from society,
   Here I stand losing my dignity.
   What more could I ask for then a life?
   But now I pray for my sacrifice.
   Day by day, I am a liability,
   Now here I stand showing you my ability.
   I am the child you once rejected,
   Now all I ask is for you to take me back.
   
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