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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    things cute boys do;
    1. Having a perfectly subtle scent of cologne/aftershave that doesn’t overpower but leaves you with that “boy smell” that you just want to get high off of the rest of the day. (God forbid they let you borrow some article of clothing, in which case you might get some sort of lung infection from vigorously inhaling the fibers through your nose.)
    2. Lingering on a hug for just a moment too long.
    3. Looking you directly in the eyes when they talk to you, with perhaps the occasional glance down to your lips while you’re talking to them.
    4. Licking their lips gently when they’re in the middle of a sentence, and allowing themselves to take that pause in the sentence and let everyone linger on their words.
    5. Being really charming and kind with servers/bartenders while at restaurants, and being at once deferential to their knowledge and sure about what he likes. (This includes ordering for the both of you if you’ve already told him what you want.)
    6. Leaving nice tips. (But giving you way more than just the tip, HEY-0.) (I’m sorry, Grandma.) (Please don’t be reading this.)
    7. Saying your name unexpectedly at the end of a sentence, especially in that lower register where you can tell they’re being more serious than usual.
    8. Sighing in a way that you totally imagine sounds the same way as when they’re doing it.
    9. When found in a tough situation, being able to handle everything completely and never showing a glimmer of panic or desperation, and even going so far as to tell you “don’t worry about it,” because they have it under control.
    10. Giving you that sly smile when you make a joke, the one that says, “You’re crazy, but I like that about you.”
    11. When they are effortlessly good with kids, and kids feel really comfortable around them in a way they usually don’t with grown-ups. (This goes double for little girls in floofy dresses. Guys who are able to have a tea party with a little tiny girl and get totally into it without worrying about looking “girly” are essentially kryptonite for the ovaries.)
    12. Laughing really hard at things with you, the kind where you basically start crying/get a tummy ache because you’re so completely un-self-conscious.
    13. Speaking in a really hushed tone when they’re talking about something serious, one that makes you come closer to them while they’re telling you so that you don’t miss a word.
    14. Dancing with you, even if they’re terrible at it, because they’re there to have fun and they’re not concerned with how they look over something as silly and fun as dancing.
    15. When they touch you almost unconsciously, to either reassure you or to get your attention, and are both firm and soft in their manner at the same time, giving you the “I respect you immensely, but yet know what I want” feeling.
    16. Complimenting you unexpectedly on something sincere-yet-specific (and in a way that lets you know they don’t expect anything out of it).
    17. Remembering little things that you talked about a while ago, and following up on them because he’s actually curious about it. You can get so used to people being self-serving or oblivious that when someone pays attention, it can feel weird — but you should expect nothing less than people who care as much as you do. After all, if you really think about it, there is nothing hotter than feeling like someone sees you as a human being.
    -found this on stumbleupon

  2. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:24am UTC
    I want to rip off your logic and make passionate
    sense to you. I want to slide in the swing of your hips. My fingers will dig in you like a quotation of marks, blazing your limbs into parts of speech. I want to whisper poetry into your mind and imprint love letters in your soul and dance with you in an empty white room of potential. Ink will flow from the fingertips of our tongues and the tongues of your fingertips will taste the words written on script. My heart will call out to yours and then we'll be joined as one, big, beautiful, lyrical monstrosity, tangled within each other's radiant love. The heavens will shout down to us and the galaxies will stir. And in that one moment, our eyes will caress each other's with the tenderness ony star-crossed lovers can acquire. We'll lift off the ground into the enigma of the stars and discover the crevices of the world which we've never dared to touch before. The palms of our hands will embrace and our fingers intertwine. Together, we'll forever be invincible, we'll wake the universe. They will hear our silent cries, whilst holding onto Saturn's mysterious rings, we will defy gravity.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    & I hate how girls can wear
    6in. hooker heels and walk
    perfectly fine, while I'm in
    sneakers tripping over air
    way more than I should be.

  4. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 11:10pm UTC

    Many live in cages
    constantly crying over
    their imprisonment
    while holding the key
    all along.

  5. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    I should really be studying
    *continues doing pointless things on the internet*

  6. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:51am UTC
    I regret
    nothing in my life. Even if my past was full of hurt,
    I still look back and smile,
    because
    it made me who I am today.

  7. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:36am UTC
    the tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break a heart.
    so be careful with your words.

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    what it means to be an adult:
    you can buy yourself a tub of icecream and no one can tell you how much you’re allowed to eat in one night
    also you have to pay rent but let’s focus on what’s important here

  9. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    she wasn't like everyone else.
    she didn't like to go to parties and flirt with boys,
    she would sit in her room while
    words floated around in her head
    then she would try to put them down on paper.
    she would stand at her window and be there,
    silentely in awe of the sunset, the sunrise and the stars,
    and how different the moon and the sun are.
    she would try to talk to people
    and only chose words that were
    more beautiful than the silence
    that surronded her

  10. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    If watermelon exists, why dont
    - airmelons
    - firemelons
    - earthmelons
    exist too?
    The... Elemelons!
    😲

  11. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:14am UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    We broke up &
    I broke down.

  13. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    things that will always sound sarcastic
    • good for you
    • thanks a lot
    • yeah right
    • nice to know
    • wow
    • way to go
    • totally
    • ok buddy

  14. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 10:23am UTC
    When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart with a pistol? No. When they drink soup made from a poisonous mushroom? No. When they have an incurable disease? No. It’s when they are forgotten.

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    does anyone else tilt their paper nearly upside down while writing or is that just me ??

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures

  17. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    somehow the past is so much more tragic than the future. it is the broken words and moments you can never get back. jkrgbtjkbgh

  18. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:38am UTC
    The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the British or Americans.
    The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
    fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too,
    suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
    English is apparently what kills you.

  19. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:48am UTC
    Dear boys
    Not every girl is gonna look like a supermodel . Not
    every girl is going to have a clear face . Not every girl
    is gonna have that skinny, slim body. Not every girl
    is gonna have thick thighs . Not every girl is gonna
    have a flat stomach . Not every girl is gonna have big
    b00bs. Not every girl is gonna have a big a$s. Not
    every girl is gonna know how to cook . Not every girl
    is gonna know how to play video games.
    Not every girl is gonna be perfect. But you know what? It's
    not about finding that "perfect girl". It's about finding a girl
    who you can love perfectly. Just the way she is, flaws and
    all.
    sincerly me.

  20. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:19am UTC
    Dear eyelashes,wishbones
    dandelions,pennies,shooting stars,
    11:11,and birthday candles,
    DO YOUR JOB.

:)

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