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  1. jaybear jaybear
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Me: Algebra, stop making me find your X,Me: She's not coming back.Algebra: But Y?

  2. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    & i'm so sick of
    LOVE SONGS,
    SO TIRED OF TEARS
    So done with wishing
    you were still here.
    -------
    format credit: Marissa123

  3. sabrina_marie sabrina_marie
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:11pm UTC

    FaveFormaaaaaaaats! :DDD
    dododoododdo
    :DDDDDDDDDDDD
    :]
    YOUR PAST is your
    past
    For a reason.
    <3

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 11:07am UTC
    "Age is just a number.
    Maturity is a choice."
    -Harry Styles
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  5. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    I wish I saved all the tears I ever cried for you,
    So I could f*cking drown you in them.

  6. blondie316 blondie316
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Oh
    I see how it is
    You, text me for a week.
    Making me remember all those memories.
    And just like that.
    POOF
    Youre done with me.
    I need somebody to talk to please:/

  7. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

  8. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    If you watched
    Drake and Josh
    you'd know something does rhyme with orange,
    Door hinge
    Oh how I miss that show.

  9. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    S o m e d a y
    you'll realize how much you
    cared about her and how
    amazing she really was.
    And when that day comes, she'll be walking with the guy
    w h o a l r e a d y k n e w.

  10. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Dear Daniel Radcliffe;
    No matter how many movies you play in you will always be Harry Potter.
    Sincerely; Nice Try.
    Credit to dearblankpleaseblank

  11. martepettersen martepettersen
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    I hate the way he makes me so insecure.

  12. just_girly_things just_girly_things
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    I WILL FOLLOW EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT FAVORITES ONE OF MY QUOTES. I PINKY PROMISE ☮

  13. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Did you know? #440
    People who are happy are more likely to fall in love because their happiness makes others happy.

  14. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    . BESTFRIEND:
    the one friend you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.

  15. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Dear Mom;
    IYou say messy room; I say booby-trap-for-anyone-walking-into-my-room-while-i'm-sleeping. Honestly I think mine is better.
    Sincerely; Trying to save you money on a burglar alarm
    Credit to dearblankpleaseblank

  16. AwkwardPenguin01 AwkwardPenguin01
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:02pm UTC
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    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by AwkwardPenguin01 to Funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Can you fave this quote? i bet not :P

  17. maisy1198 maisy1198
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    When someone says "f*ck you"
    You should replay with "you'd like that"
    Trust me, it works ^_^


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. strawberrin strawberrin
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Admit It
    you look at yourself more than the other person while video chatting

  20. ZonerOuter97 ZonerOuter97
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    bruno mars: girl you're amazing, just the way you areeeee(wrote the song himself)
    people : i like cats
    selena gomez : who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not beautiful (wrote the song herself)
    people : my tooth paste is minty
    lady gaga : you're on the right track baby you were born this way! (wrote it herself)
    people : omg she's so weird
    one direction : you don't know you're beautifulll! (not written by them)
    people : OMG OMG THEY R SO INSPIRATIONAL I LUV THEM!! OMG OMG YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION THX GUSE! OMG! OMG! I LUV U!123124536e&^%@# ~! U GUYS R PERFECT!NOW I FEEL BEAUTIFFULZZ@! ;3 MARRY MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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