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1. jaybear
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   10 favorites • Favorite Color: Green, blue, purple. • Favorite Food: Pasta.
   • Favorite Singer: Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, You Me At Six, The Brobecks, a billion more. • Favorite Show: Spongebob. • Favorite Sport: Internet. • Favorite Season: Summer. • Favorite Day Of the Week: Saturday. • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla or bubblegum. • Favorite Time of Day: Twilight.
   9 currents • Current Mood: Is fangirl a mood. • Current Taste: Noting. • Current Clothes: Slippers, PJ shorts, oversied Paramore shirt, grey hoodie. • Current Computer: Samsung ew. • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Nothing. • Current Time: 9:45pm • Current Surroundings: Blanket, TV, dad and step mother, cat, laptop, couch,plant, lamp, iunno. • Current Annoyance(s): Don't. • Current Thought: I'm sort of blocking everything out at the moment.
   8 Firsts • First Best Friend: No one. • First crush this school year: None. • First word: Idk mummy. • First Pet: Kitty. • First Piercing: Ears. • First Thing You Did Today: Went downstairs with my blanket and laptop and watched TV • First Thing You Ate Today: Spaghetti hoops. • First School: St. Poops.
   7 Lasts • Last Food Consumption: McDonald's shh. • Last Car Ride: To my dad's house. • Last Text Message: "How are you?" • Last Movie Seen: White Chicks. • Last Item Bought: Downloaded smething from iTunes. • Last CD Played: Pretty. Odd. • Last Website You Were On: Witty.
   6 Have You Evers • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: No. • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yup. • Have You Ever Been Arrested: No. • Have You Ever Been on TV: No. •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: Yeah. • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yep.
   5 Places You've Been To • 1. England (I live there does that count) • 2. France • 3. Scotland or is that part of England • 4. Egypt • 5. Uhh nothing else.
   4 Things • You're Wearing: I already answered this.. • You Did Last Night: I was on the computer because I have insomnia oops. • What Can You Hear Right Now: TV. • You Can't Live Without: A lot of things.
   3 People You Can Tell Anything To • 1. Myself. • 2. Myself. • 3. Myself.
   2 Choices • 1. black or white: Black. • 2. hot or cold: Hot.
   1 Love
   • Not people.
   
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2. jaybear
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 11:01pm UTC
   my voice sounds like comic sans
   
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3. jaybear
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   May 16, 2012 10:11am UTC
   Me: Algebra, stop making me find your X,Me: She's not coming back.Algebra: But Y?
   
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4. jaybear
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 10:07am UTC
   Me: What if you came home and caught me smoking weed?Mum: Well I'd be pretty shocked.Me: What if I was like eighteen?Mum: I'd already be smoking it with you
   
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5. jaybear
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 7:22am UTC
   KEEPCALMANDCARRYON
   
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6. jaybear
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   I get angry and frustrated and I want to scream most of the time. But really, I'm just sad.I'm just so sad.
   
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7. jaybear
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   May 14, 2012 12:50pm UTC
   Me: I like bands.Person: Yeah I like bands tooMe: No you don't understand
   
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8. jaybear
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 7:30am UTC
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   nahnahnahnahnahnahnah Lucyfacex,yo! wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
   Cop: How high are you? Me: No, officer. It's 'hi,how are you?' n m q / n m f
   
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9. jaybear
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   credittoforgeter
   Did you forget?
   Your boobs are meant to go in your shirt
   
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10. jaybear
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 7:58am UTC
    Me: *Licking huge lollipop*Mum: You really like that lollipop,don't you?Me: Just practicing for my future jobMum: WhatMe: What
    
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11. jaybear
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:35am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    "I'm not like most girls"
    - Most girls
    
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12. jaybear
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    April 17, 2012 9:16am UTC
    _________________well, she knows she'smore than just a littleMISUNDERSTOODshe has trouble actingnormal when she'sN E R V O U S _________________
    
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13. jaybear
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    and am I the only one
    WHO'S DREADING SUMMER?
    NMF
    
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14. jaybear
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Awkwardmoment
    when you use the excuse 'I'm on my period' every week.
    
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15. jaybear
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 9:48am UTC
    Why did the ckicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side..?
    No, to get to your house.
    Oh...
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    The ckicken.
    
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16. jaybear
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:50am UTC
    Find out you'll be home alone all night.Your reaction: Oh yeah! I'm gonna have so much fun! I can do whatever I want!What you end up doing: Eating the entire fridge's contents. Peeing with the door open. Playing music ridiculously loud. Watching YouTube videos. Witty. Tumblr. Facebook. Twitter. Fangirling. Convincing yourself that making quotes is a productive thing to do with your day. Crying for no reason. More fangirling. Looking in the mirror and picking out your flaws. More witty. More food.When your family aren't back by 10: Oh god oh god they're dead. What if a racoon ate them? Oh my god this is all my fault. If I came I would have saved them. Stupid racoon. Oh my god I'll have to live with grandma. Oh god no. *Rocking back and forth hugging knees*When they get home: Oh my god I missed you! I knew you'd survive that raccon! I thought I had to live with grandma!Mother: I am a terrible parent.Minee. This pretty much happens every time I'm home alone.
    
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17. jaybear
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Awkwardmoment
    when someone is hugging everyone goodbye,and then they get to you so you stand there with your arms open, and they just wave and walk away.
    
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18. jaybear
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Me: Hm, I haven't slept in three days, and it's almost eleven, I'll get some rest.Witty: But look! So many great quotes!Tumblr: Look! I'm every fangirl's dream!Facebook: Oh look, your latest stalk victim is online.YouTube: Look at all these hilarious videos!Me: Not tonight guys, I need rest. Can we wait 'till tomo-Them: Lol too late.
    
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19. jaybear
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    March 23, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Me: *Browing Tumblr on my phone* Me: Why are all hipsters so thin and pretty? Sister: Why are they called hipsters? 'Cause they have hips?Me:Sister:Me:Sister:Me:Sister:Me:Sister: ...What?nmq
    
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20. jaybear
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    I don't expect you to understand.but I expect you to try, at least.
    
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