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The secret*
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May 2, 2014 11:42am UTC

Last seen in a little black dress
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EYES 'CAUSE SHE'S ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
Like bow, hit you with that on shot.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kiss_my_scars
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April 17, 2014 2:51pm UTC

I really like when guys roll up there sleeves. Is that weird?

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KayleighJean
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April 17, 2014 3:25pm UTC

Come here boy,
I wanna dance

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ajxo*
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April 17, 2014 3:32pm UTC

But I'm only human
And I bleed when I fall down
I'm only human
And I crash and I break down
Your words in my head, knives in my heart
You build me up and then I fall apart
'Cause I'm only human

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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April 17, 2014 5:14pm UTC

Minutes passed.
Then hours, then days.
Weeks, months, years,
and I'm still
in love with you.

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KayleighJean
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April 17, 2014 3:15pm UTC

I think the main reason my past relationship didn't work out
was because he ate his pizza with a fork and a knife.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 17, 2014 7:13pm UTC

Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because,
“no one just starts singing in dancing all of a sudden in real life”
has clearly never visited my house.

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 1:57pm UTC

The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

*texts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:06pm UTC

My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

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seafoam*
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April 5, 2014 1:01am UTC

The best day of your life is the one in which you decide your life is your own. No apologies or excuses. No one to lean on, rely on, or blame. The gift is yours, it is an amazing journey and you alone are responsible for the quality of it. This is the day your life really begins.

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HakunaaMatata
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April 4, 2014 8:44pm UTC

EVERYONE DESERVES
A SECOND CHANCE.
VERY FEW DESERVE A THIRD.

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Amenah
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April 5, 2014 12:16am UTC

when you see one of your quotes on top quotes and you're like
that should not be a top quote
why is that a top quote
wait like people actually read it
wait like so
oh that's embarrassing
oh god

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capsized*
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April 4, 2014 2:02pm UTC

i learned that
LOVE IS DEAD...
people just get f×cked instead.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2014 5:56pm UTC

i broke up with gym class.
it just wasn't working out.

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flyingbacon7
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April 4, 2014 6:13pm UTC

It's weird
How I was in 8th grade when i started Witty
And I still remember everything like it was just yesterday
And now in a month I'll be graduating
Time flew by fast

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BravoSierra
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April 4, 2014 5:41pm UTC

teacher: it's pajama day tomorrow
that one kid: what if i sleep naked

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