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  1. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    ☁ ☁☁
    When you sneeze while on yourperiod and feel like you just gave birth to a☁ ☁ ☁ Volcano
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

  2. HannahBananaaaa HannahBananaaaa
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    I'm about to talk to my crush
    on facebook.
    wish me luck.
    I'll tell you guys how it goes later :DD

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    Honest question: Do your parents know about your Witty?
    Please fave if they don't and comment if they do.
    My parents don't know that's why I am asking....

  4. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    That One Couple In School
    that everyone thinks
    is going to get married one day. ♥

  5. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Trust me,
    when you're wearing a new shirt,
    or did something special with your hair,
    or just overall look especially good one day,
    we notice
    we're just to shy or scared to say anything♥

  6. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:28pm UTC
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  7. quotegirlx quotegirlx
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    2011: Shut up!
    1800: Closeth thou
    speaking hole.

  8. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    "Studying" was derived from the words "students dying"

  9. seriouslystupendous seriouslystupendous
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 6:52pm UTC
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  10. ShesInLove ShesInLove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    Sometimes ,
    when im all alone,
    I like to curl up in a ball and pretend I'm a tomato.

  11. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:55am UTC
    Howcome
    Boys like boobs , witch is all fat.
    But , when a girl is overweight they can't accept her.?

  12. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    W h e n I l o s e :
    "Who cares, its only a game."
    W h e n I w i n :
    "HA! IN YOUR FACE!"

  13. WhyAmISoShy WhyAmISoShy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    You're coming to my wedding.
    Do you already know who you're marrying?
    Yeah, she's gorgeous.
    Oh, I bet!
    She's perfect. She just makes my life.
    Well...cool.
    So I have a question...
    ?
    Will you marry me? <3
    Fave, if you wanna get a message like that!♥
    facebook.

  14. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    2oo8 : I was so stupid last year.
    2009: I was so stupid last year.
    2010: I was so stupid last year.
    2011: I was so stupid last year.

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    Dialed His Number
    & confessed to him, I ' m s t i l l i n l o v e , but all I heard was nothing

  16. Nightmares_Never_End Nightmares_Never_End
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:23am UTC
    that awkward moment when;
    your "bestfriend" posts a facebook status saying she's with her bestie while your sitting at home...alone.

  17. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    It's called Facebook, not Boobbook, so next time, try to get your face in the picture too.

  18. hayleyleexoxo hayleyleexoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    my bestfriend in the entire world wants to
    kill herself. she has bilemia. everytime
    she looks into the mirror she see's
    someone that's overweight. the problem
    is she's skinny. she's been cutting her
    wrists. she feels unloved and unwanted
    by guys. my bestfriend is such an
    amazing person in my life and i don't
    want to lose her. i told her that if i get a
    top quote on witty that she would have to
    stop cutting her wrists and purging.
    would you want to lose your bestfriend?
    please fave this quote.
    it could save her life.

  19. SmileyFaceXoxo SmileyFaceXoxo
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    Teacher: Were learning the ABC's today.
    Student: Miss, can I go to the toilet please?
    Teacher: No.
    Student: Okay.
    * Five minutes later *
    Student: Can I go now?
    Teacher: Say your ABC's first.
    Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    Teacher: Where's the "P" ?
    Student: Running down my leg
    ~Fave if you get it (;

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:55am UTC
    MOM: Were you studying last night?
    SON: Yeah
    MOM: Don't lie to me.
    SON: fine, i was at a strippers club
    MOM: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE!??!!
    SON: yeah, i saw dad
    nmq

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