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 MOM: Were you studying last night?

                       
     SON: Yeah
    MOM: Don't lie to me.

                       
   SON: fine, i was at a strippers club

                       
 MOM: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE!??!!

                       
                                   
    SON: yeah, i saw dad

                                   nmq

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MOM: Were you studying last night? SON: Yeah MOM: Don't lie

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muzik4lifexxluv · 1 decade ago
Changed the 69 to 70 (;

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