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Teacher: Were learning the ABC's today.
Student: Miss, can I go to the toilet please?
Teacher: No.
Student: Okay.
* Five minutes later *
Student: Can I go now?
Teacher: Say your ABC's first.
Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the "P" ?
Student: Running down my leg

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Teacher: Were learning the ABC's today. Student: Miss, can

188 faves · 3 comments · Dec 26, 2011 10:41pm

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SmileyFaceXoxo · 1 decade ago
No this is just an old joke from a while ago

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StrugglingToFindAPlaceInThisWorld · 1 decade ago
You're just now learning your ABCs?
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Wafflez4U · 1 decade ago
I hope you saved that joke from 7 years ago, 'coz this joke is OLD!
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