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anchorage*
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February 3, 2014 12:24am UTC

Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell.
Me:Couldn't find it at first .
Me:But now I'm here.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 2:06pm UTC

me:this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me:here read it

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 2:25pm UTC

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 8:00pm UTC

“Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.”
― Stephen King

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Friend: Why are you asian?
Me: Well,
when an asian mommy
loves a white daddy
they have a unicorn child

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Picturesque Wonderland.*

posted a quote
December 13, 2013 6:58am UTC

That's what you
GET WHEN YOU
let your heart win.

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αγάπη*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 3:53pm UTC

The first time I saw you, I knew it was
true, that I'd love you forever, and
that's what I'll do.You don't know what
you do to me , you don't have a clue, you
don't know what it's like to be me, looking
at you ♥

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Gym Teacher: How many of you guys are fit?
Me: *raises hand*
Kid: Define fit
Gym Teacher: Uhm, you can walk up a flight of stairs without breathing heavily and pausing repeatedly
Me: *slowly drops hand*

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Ninja918
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 8:47pm UTC

You go to school: Nothing happens.
You miss one day: 6 fights, Tupac comes back to life, school had a blackout and Beyonce performed in the cafeteria.

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC

Instead of
getting their period,girls should just
get to sleep for 5 days staight every month
everyone wins

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 2:41am UTC

if i were a snake i would probably
accidentally tie myself into a knot

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow....
I bet you where expecting something romantic..
Nope just some gardening facts.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Please don't flirt with people i secretly like.
It's rude and disrespectful.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 3:24am UTC

one time I overslept and my mom came into
my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 1:42pm UTC

me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done

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xxkeeping_it_realxx56
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 1:39pm UTC

If you can't get someone out of your head,
maybe they're supposed to be there.
nmq

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xxkeeping_it_realxx56
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 5:52am UTC

I'm only up When you're not down. Don't wanna fly If you're still on the ground ♥

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xxkeeping_it_realxx56
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Happy 100th birthday Oreos!!

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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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