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  1. lifexinxmusicx lifexinxmusicx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    There are different types of hugs:
    someone who's taller than you - feels safe
    shorter than you - feels protective
    larger than you - tight
    skinnier than you - arms go all the way around
    Mom - loving
    Best Friend - friendly
    Stranger / someone you just met - inviting
    someone who's sad - reassuring
    Him - the best feeling in the world, you feel safe and warm and
    never want to let go.
    tumblr

  2. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Today was
    'What i want to be when i grow up' day.
    A young girl, Not much older than 6, dressed up as a doctor.
    She said she was going to be a cancer doctor that finds a cure for cancer.
    Why? So that no other mummy has to die.
    This girl gives me hope.
    Givesmehope.com

  3. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    I am in a relationship with The Fridge, My Laptop, & My Cat
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    nmf

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  5. wslifka wslifka
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:07am UTC
    Beauty Tip...♥
    Rinsing your hair with lemon juice or viniger is a great alternative to expensive shampoos if you have oily hair.
    (think i should do some more?)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    90's kids
    fave it up :)

  7. beachchic3000 beachchic3000
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    This is a girl who is fighting cancer
    how many faves can she get?
    (o.o)
    /█\
    ||
    1 fave= 1 peace of hope

  8. mkania mkania
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    If I have a paper due and I have had a week to do it, but I wait till last minute, on the heading, I put the day after the assignment was given so the teacher thinks im a good student(:

  9. hannnah1777 hannnah1777
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    1) Hold your breath. 2) like this quote. 3)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath) 4) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You are a good kisser.

  10. xxxcodyxxx xxxcodyxxx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    I'm going to go to my crushes house on Christmas. I'm going to ring her doorbell, and hang mistletoe over my head. I'm gonna ask her to kiss me.
    fave if you think i should do this and comment if you think i should do something else!

  11. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    That terrible feeling you feel in your stomach
    When your parents fight.

  12. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]

  13. xxanewbeginingxx xxanewbeginingxx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Fave;
    And I will write something nice about you and/or your profile in your comments! :)
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    This is your ex.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many
    slaps can
    he/she get?
    1 fave = 1 slap

  16. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    Everyone thinks I'm getting better.
    The truth is,
    I'm just getting better at pretending to be happy.

  17. dparsa dparsa
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    I NEED YOUR HELP
    my cousin thinks tumblr is better than witty
    so im doing a survey
    FAVE FOR WITTY
    COMMENT FOR TUMBLR


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When your bestfriend isn't at school and you feel like a total loner.

  20. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Fave this quote if you watch any of these shows.
    Gossip Girl. Glee. Pretty Little Liars. Vampire Diaries. Awkward. The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Switched at Birth. Friends. Modern Family. Make it or Break It. Jersey Shore. The Nine Lives of Chloe King. Secret Circle. Teen Wolf. The Lying Game. iCarly.
    Comment with your favorite one.[:

:)

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