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  1. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Someone help me?! Music codes aren't working on my profile..!/:

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    May 2, 2012 11:14am UTC
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  3. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    May 1, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Save you tonight
    one direction story
    CHAPTER 6.
    45 minutes after Liam left I was finally done helping Steve, I was a little tipsy for downing the beer and Steve asked if he could drive me home, I told him no and that I would be fine and I left the bar. While I was walking to my car that was a few blocks away I swear I heard footsteps behind me, I looked back but I didn't see anyone so I kept going right before I reached my car I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Liam.
    "You're not really going to drive home like that are you?" I stared at him and got into my car without answering him. Liam got in the passenger door and said "Give me the keys, Wil. I'll drive you home." I looked at him and then replied sharply "And how will you get to your apartment then?" he laughed, "I'll take you to my home, Wilma." I hardly knew the man and he wanted me to stay at his house, "No, that's not like me." he snickered. "Come on, we've already established that you're the stalker here, I bet you still have posters of me on your wall." I glared at him, only because that was true, I did have a poster of him, not at my house but at my parents house. "Fine." I muttered and got out of the car, he shifted over to the drivers seat. He stared at the stick shift, "Problem?" I asked and he said "No, I just didn't know people still drove stick shift." and smiled at me in a way that made me want to hit him.
    When we got back to Liam's apartment he disappeared and then reappeared with pillows. "Don't think you're making me sleep on a couch." I said. Liam shook his head and pointed me to the bed. "I'll sleep on the couch, you can have the bed." I nodded then I spoke up "Liam, What happened to Danielle?"
    he looked over at me sad and followed me into the bedroom area, "It was a car crash, after the band broke up but I used a lot of money to keep the press from going crazy about it, Danielle never recovered correctly and I couldn't handle visiting her anymore." I looked at him curiously, "What do you mean you couldn't handle it?" I asked he made the saddest face a man possibly could ever make "I caused the crash. It was my fault." I gasped, "I'm sure it wasn't your fault, Liam." he stared at me piercingly "I broke up with her over the phone, she was so upset that she drove through a red light and got hit head on by traffic." I didn't know what to say to that, "Oh. It wasn't your fault though." he nodded but he didn't look convinced.
    "I shouldn't have done that, it was so stupid. I didn't mean to end it that way, of course I still had feelings for her but it wasn't.." he crashed on the bed sobbing. I wasn't quite sure what to do so I awkwardly patted him on the back. "It's okay, Liam. It's the past. I'm so sorry I brought it up." I propped himself up and kissed me. I didn't understand what the hell had just happened, he was crying over his guilt and then kissing me. I felt guilty but I kissed him back. I could feel his desperation and loneliness in the kiss and he probably felt mine as well. Soon enough we were falling asleep together. It was so wrong I thought but at the time it felt so right too. I figured I'd regret it in the morning and if I needed to I could blame it on being tipsy, but it wasn't that, I was falling for a broken man.
    :3 Please review, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8019785/1/Save_you_tonight theres the link for faster updates! Please review on FF to drive me to update faster! Sorry I forgot to update it for a while...

  4. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    May 1, 2012 9:03am UTC
    lol @ no one direction day that was yesterday.

  5. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    April 23, 2012 8:41am UTC
    Save you tonight
    one direction story
    CHAPTER 6.
    After work I decided to pop in with Steve and tell him everything that happened, once I got there I saw that I'd have to tell him another time because sitting at the bar was none other than Liam Payne, "What, are you stalking me now?" Liam asked, I stood there not sure what to do and then Liam smiled, "relax, I'm just messing with you. I was just talking to your buddy Steve here." I looked up at Steve and he smiled and nodded. "Oh, really." I said, "And what were you boys talking about?" Liam smirked and replied "Oh you know, boy stuff." I shook my head and asked Steve for a glass of yeungling and downed it like I was at a frat party, "Whoa there, babe." Liam said, "Don't want to have to babysit a girl who might or might not be an unstable stalker." I shot an icy glare at him, "I'm not stalking you." I said sternly, "Of course you aren't, babe." Liam teased. Just then my favorite song came on the radio, an older Taylor Swift song, already the alcohol was working so I got up and started to dance and sing along with the lyrics. Liam got up to join me and we playfully danced and even Steve came around from the bar and awkwardly swayed to the music.
    Tall, dark and beautiful
    He's complicated, he's irrational
    But I hope someday you'll take me away and save the day, yeah
    Something in his deep brown eyes has me sayin'
    He's not all bad like his reputation
    And I can't hear one single word they say
    And you'll leave, got places to be and I'll be OK
    I always forget to tell you I love you, I loved you from the very first day
    I watch superman fly away
    You've got a busy day today
    Go save the world I'll be around
    I watch superman fly away
    Come back I'll be with you someday
    I'll be right here on the ground
    When you come back down
    And I watch you fly around the world
    And I hope you don't save some other girl
    Don't forget, don't forget about me
    I'm far away but I never let you go
    I'm lovestruck and looking out the window
    Don't forget, don't forget where I'll be
    Right here wishing the flowers were from you
    Wishing the card was from you
    Wishing the call was from you
    'Cause I loved you from the very first day
    Liam looked into my eyes and quoted one of One direction first album's songs, "I can't be no superman, but for you I'll be super human" I stared into his deep brown eyes and suddenly knew exactly how Taylor Swift felt when she wrote that song. Steve broke the tension by telling us love birds to go stare into each others eyes at someone else's bar, Liam laughed and I shot Steve a half serious glare. "Well I'd better get going..." Liam hesitated and looked at me, "this time can I actually get your number or we'll go through another night at the bar and remember I don't drink." his accent was extremely adorable at night and I had to stop myself from turning into a 14 year old fan girl, "Right, we wouldn't want you to stalk me again" I grinned at Liam and then walked over to put my number in his phone, after I put my number into Liam's phone he kissed me quick and short like it was the most casual thing ever, "Thanks, babe." he smiled and then asked "Would you like me to walk you to your car?" I almost said yes but then remember that I wasn't actually planning on Leaving. "No thank you, superhuman, I'm going to stick around and help Steve clean up, good night." I hugged Liam and then he left.
    I collapsed on the closest bar stool confused on if Liam meant much on the kiss or not. "Men.." I muttered and Steve nodded in agreement. While helping Steve clean up I kept looking over at my phone wondering if I should call or not, as if Steve read my mind he said "Don't, please Wilma just wait a bit to call him and please don't literally start stalking him." I looked up at Steve and replied, "Why not, Liam seems pretty chill with me stalking him already, huh?" Steve shook his head and continued to wipe down the bar. I sighed and got out a broom and started sweeping the floors thinking of how God must have answered my teenage prayers.
    :3 Please review, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8019785/1/Save_you_tonight theres the link for faster updates! I just had to bring Taylor Swift into this... ^-^ The story is caught up with the FF chapters. Please review on FF to drive me to update faster!

  6. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    April 22, 2012 1:21pm UTC
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  7. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    April 20, 2012 11:18am UTC
    One Direction fans
    Hi, guys. :) This isn't a hate quote, please read. As you know some people want April 30th to be "Anti-One direction day" which I think is horrible, but if we don't log in on April 30th the traffic will go down ensuring that never again will we have something taken away from us. Detox weekend people boycotted and it was never brought back (I actually loved detox weekend..) but still, if we don't log in on April 30th then it probably won't be taken away again. Plus, do we really want to see hateful quotes like "thank God! no more ugly boys omg" so my advice, stay off witty on April 30th. Go outside if it's nice, go to the mall, go on tumblr, just stay off witty and then on May 1st we can come back, wait a while. If it's still Directioner/Anti Directioner war then I'm sorry but I'm quiting, I come on witty to escape the people from school who are like omg why do you like 1D so much. 100 people posting about how unoriginal witty is isn't helping, it's making witty even more unoriginal. Being hateful to 1D isn't helping it's just spamming witty. But Witty isn't how it used to be, people are hateful on both sides right now. Please no hate. Thanks, Emily a directioner. :)
    NMF/Taken from Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D/ formatcredittofatassmuffin

  8. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    April 18, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Save you tonight
    one direction story
    CHAPTER 4.
    While talking to Steve I realize an abandoned phone on the bar is ringing, I'm staring at the phone debating whether I should answer whoever is calling. I grab the lonely phone that only 5 minutes ago was in the company of Liam; the number isn t saved into his phone so I don t answer in fear that it s a stalker of his or something. I look through the contacts and hope he has a home phone listed or something, of course he doesn t though, I doubt he d want to be listed in a yellow book. If Liam s still trying to stay under the radar why is he going on tour? I shook that question from my head when I looked at the clock it was already 2:30 in the morning. Steve gave me the phone and told me to return it to Liam myself because he doubts Liam will make another appearance at Steve s bar. I m just lucky the only other people in the bar were either the deaf rat or Susanne who was an exotic dancer.
    The next morning I decide to call the contact labeled mother, the phone only rings twice and the woman who answered sounds distressed "Oh Liam, thank goodness you called sweetie. I miss you, why haven t you been answering my calls. Does this have anything to do with your upcoming tour?" I forget how to speak for a moment, "Sorry, mam. This isn't Liam, I happened to find his phone and I was wondering how to return it to him." The woman slowly came to terms that her son was not calling her. Liam's mother quickly asked "Do you know my son?" I bit my tongue to stop myself from saying yes. "No, mam" I lied. "Should I know your son?" She let out a long breathe and said "No, I don t you would know him. Where exactly did you find his phone?" I was going to lie for him but since I was pretending that I didn't know who he was telling the truth was innocent. "I found his phone at the bar where my friend works." She gasped. Why would Liam be at a bar? she asked. "I'd assume to drink. Liam's mother sounded like she was about to say something but she didn't. "Do you have any ways I can contact your son?" I asked again. Liam's mother gave me his address and I wished her a good day.
    I looked down at the address I had written down and gasped at how close his apartment was from mine. I decided I d pay him a visit to return his phone around lunch. Until then I cleaned up and attempted to make myself look as female as possible without looking like a hooker. Satisfied with my appearance I ran out the door and climbed into my car. When I get to Liam s apartment I see that the elevator is out, Great a big bang theory real life moment, what makes this worse is that his apartment appears to be on the top floor. Of course it would be.
    While climbing up the stairs I have a strange feeling like I m about to be murdered by a forgotten pop star, I was the girl who just practically yelled out his existence the whole world. When I get to the top of the apartment building I knock three times on Liam's door, he doesn t answer. As I'm about to turn around and give up, the door opens behind me and Liam Payne steps out without a shirt on, I gasped at how gorgeous his biceps were.
    :3 Please review, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8019785/1/Save_you_tonight theres the link for faster updates! I totally didn't realize I used the name Steve in this...score. xD

  9. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    April 17, 2012 10:00am UTC
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  10. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    April 16, 2012 7:20am UTC
    Save you tonight
    one direction story
    CHAPTER 2.
    Later that night when I finally get home I decide to actually check the date of the concert. June 17th. That's only a few weeks away. Checking my calender I'm only supposed to go out for drinks with Monique and Tristan which we basically do every other night so it's not a huge deal. I can't believe one direction is actually in concert again. They brought back boybands and then totally broke up over nothing. After One Direction broke up Harry Styles pulled a Lance Bass and came out which didn't surprise most fans at all, if any of the boys would come out it would be Louis or Harry. Louis Tomlinson got married to Eleanor Calder and Harry Styles got drunk at the wedding and ended up getting escorted out and Louis stopped talking to him. According to most bloggers like Perez Hilton, Harry hasn't been sober since. I wonder when they made up and actually why they are doing another tour. Zayn Malik became a hollister model. Niall Horan created a huge Nando chain called Niall's Neverending Nandos. Liam Payne has somehow completely slipped under the radar, the newest picture of him was taken in 2017 and that was just an old fan who spotted him in a McDonalds in America. Liam was always my favorite because he was the most sensible. It will be great to finally see the guy I spent most of my sophmore and junior year dreaming about. I can't believe I still remember most of the craziest things about them. Like Liam's phobia of spoons. Niall's obsessing with nandos and practically everything edible. Liam's love for Woody from toy story. Zayn's love of his appearance and being the "bradford badboy". I'm not sure how I was really deemed sane, possibly I wasn't at all and I was so insane that I thought I was sane. Whatever the case, It's amazing I can still remember so much about them. Just as I'm falling into a teenage daydream my phone rings and I see it's my sister. I pick it up and hear screams in my ear. "OMG, BILLY. GUESS WHO'S HAVING A CONCERT A FEW BLOCKS FROM YOU. YES. ONE DIRECTION." I sigh, "I know, Sam. I bought tickets." once again the screaming begins "YOU GOT TICKETS. GOOD. SO DID I. THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SOLD OUT YET. ISN'T THAT AMAZING." I really hate having a sister who's 8 years younger than me. "Well, times change. There's new bands for girls to obsess over, Sam. Could you please stop screaming now? You sound like me at your age. And don't call me Billy please, I'm a woman. My name is Wilma." Before I can let Sammi scream in my ears again I hang up. I really hope my seat is as far away as it can get from her. I walked up to my room and crashed on my bed right away. My cat starts purring loudly in my ear and I push her off the bed and fall into what feels like weeks of sleep. When I wake up in the morning sadly only a day has passed and I need to go back into work to save Jersey Shore wannabes that haven't gotten the memo that Jersey Shore has been cancelled for five years already.
    :3 Please review, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8019785/1/Save_you_tonight theres the link for faster updates! (I'm posting the chapters here a day apart because I can, this story is mine and no one elses. I'm the only crappy writer to this story..haha.

  11. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    April 15, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Save you tonight
    one direction story
    YEAR 2020
    While flipping through the paper I saw something I thought I'd never see again.
    ONE DIRECTION REUNION TOUR.
    One Direction split up back in 2014 at that time it was one of the most depressing things that happened in 2014 for me, and that's a big deal because my favorite cat happened to pass away that year as well. While reading further I saw that tickets went on sale in an hour and there was a concert locally. I grabbed my cup of tea and quick hopped on my ancient laptop and pulled up ticketmaster to get ready to try to get tickets. I remember the last time I went to a one direction concert, it was during their world arena tour and it ended up pouring but we still sat in the pouring rain listening to them sing, it was magical. I decided I should quick take a shower and by the time I came down it was 3 minutes before tickets went on sale. I decided to pull up a 1D song to make the time go faster. I can't believe how obsessed I was with these boys. Right as tickets go on sale I easily purchase one. Right before I could smile with success I was paged into the hospital. I chugged down my now cold cup of tea and ran to change into more appropiate clothing for work. While running out to my car my cellphone rings and I see that its monique. I answer and already shes begging me to come in "I already got the page, Monique. I'm driving as we speak. Is that "super famous" actress that we've never heard of having her baby yet?" Monique replied with "finally, yes. Pleaseee Billy" Ugh, I hate when people use my nick name. "My name is Wilma. Not my fault my parents nicknamed me Billy. That name is SO behind me." I hung up and pressed harder on the gas. I did not need this today. Once I got into the room Miss Scarrlett Death was already screaming about how long it took me to get there. I smiled at her as big as I possibly could and said "Let's just get this baby out of you, okay." It's crazy enough to work in a hospital. It's even crazier to work in the biggest hospital in New York City.
    :3 Please review, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8019785/1/Save_you_tonight theres the link for faster updates!

  12. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    March 31, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    A lot of my facebook friends are a fan of Brandon Cyrus....I wonder if any of them were on witty/knew him when he was on witty....O.O

  13. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    March 7, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    Please, don't skip past this quote.
    If you haven't heard about Joseph Kony please watch KONY 2012. Since 1987,Joseph Kony has abducted more than 30,000 children in Central Africa and forced them to be child soldiers in his Lord’s Resistance Army. He needs to be famous to be stopped. Stop Kony. Please fave this so others can see and know. Kony needs to be stopped but people need to know who he is for that to happen. If you care. FAVE.

  14. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    KONY 2012.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
    Please. Watch this video.

  15. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    February 12, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    i was born in the same hospital as Taylor Swift, Be jealous.

  16. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
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    February 9, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Every time you make a "your mom" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars. nmf/nmq

  17. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Just because you can't understand something, doesn't mean it's wrong.

  18. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    We all feel a little messed up sometimes.

  19. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Always remember who you really are.

  20. Emibabyxo Emibabyxo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Hold me now
    I'm six feet from the edge
    and I'm thinking,
    maybe six feet aint so far down.

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