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  1. make_it_stop make_it_stop
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    To the person who quoted this...
    One time I forgot what a feather was called so I called it a “bird leaf”
    Today I forgot what a calculator was called so I called it a "math box"


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    You left
    me.
    Standing on the corner
    cryin’
    Feeling like a fool for
    tryin
    I don’t even remember
    why
    I’ve wasted all these tears on
    you.
    I wish I could erase my
    memory.
    Cause you
    didn’t
    give a damn about
    me.
    Oh finally I’m
    threw,
    Wasting all these tears on
    you.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    are still eating.

  6. Twisted~* Twisted~*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Boy, are you Dutch?
    Because Amsterdamn
    ;)

  7. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    You are a boy until you prove yourself a man.
    You are a girl until you prove yourself a woman.
    Age does not define you.
    Your actions do.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:03am UTC
    There's a blind boy in one of my English teacher's classes and last week out assignment was to write poetry about nature... this is what he turned in:
    Roses are black
    Violets are black
    Everything is black
    I can't see.

  9. ImNotArObOt* ImNotArObOt*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    When I have a daughter, I'm going to name her 'Taken'.
    That way, when a boy asks her name, she'll say,
    ''Hi, Im Taken''

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 6:49pm UTC
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  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:06am UTC
    no i will not make the first move
    i will not move at all carry me

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:13am UTC
    I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
    how some people can buy a packet of mints, and not eat them all in one day. ♥

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    UNDISPUTED FACTS OF LIFE:
    Saturdays are for sleeping.
    Sundays are for homework.
    Dinosaurs are awesome.
    You get what you give.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    i think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me

  16. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    Hush little laptop dont you cry.
    Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.
    And if that wifi doesn’t work,
    Momma will destroy the f*cking earth.

  17. nicolelebel2 nicolelebel2
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hotMe: I'll take what i can get

  18. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Saying "Oh!" like you get it,
    But you still have no idea.

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    *when I was a kid*
    me: *buys 5 things for like $5.*
    *now*
    me: wait, I just bought one item?
    me: then what happened to all my money?
    me: I don't understand??

  20. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 11:52pm UTC
    Me: I could just marry my laptop..
    Society: Nono, the bible says Adam & Eve not Florence and the Machine.

:)

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