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  1. onlyboyonthissite onlyboyonthissite
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Stranger: Ur back pack is huge, you must have a lot of homework!
    Me: Uh yeah lol i do...
    Stranger: It's humoungous!
    Me: ...
    Stranger: You could fit a small child in there!
    Me:
    Stranger:
    Me:
    Stranger:
    Me:
    Stranger: Could i borrow that?
    nmf

  2. jbxo97 jbxo97
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Fav this <3
    and ill blow up your notifications
    Promise ill do everyone
    nmf/nmq

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    I shower
    NAKED
    tehe i'm so naughty xD
    format by jimmy365

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    No teacher, I
    don't want
    to answer the
    question.
    Thats why
    my hand
    wasn't raised.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Well.
    Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    I wonder if people in Chine have ever dug holes and said
    "I'M DIGGING A HOLE TO AMERICA!"
    format by jimmy365

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    It's scary to think
    nothing can kill that
    0.01% germ

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Mom: What do you think I am, made of money?
    Me: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
    format credit RaeIsAwesome

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Friends are like potatos.
    If you eat them, they die.

    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  10. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Carl
    I throw my sandwhich in the air sometimes saying ayo I ordered mayo.
    11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
    Katie
    I throw my skittles in the air sometimes saying ayo taste the rainbow!
    10 minutes ago · Like Comment
    Joe
    I throw my homework in the air sometimes saying ayo I'll take a zero!
    9 minutes ago · Like Comment
    Haley
    I run from natives on the beach sometimes saying ayo I'm Jack Sparrow
    9 minutes ago · Like Comment
    Trey
    I throw my spanish in the air sometimes saying ayo no comprendo!
    8 minutes ago · Like Comment

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Third Grade lied.
    I never use cursive
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    • • • • • •
    1, 2, 3... Smile!
    Did you take it yet?
    Oh crap its on video
    Format credit - RunawayRachel

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    My room is not dirty. I just have everything on displaY.
    Like a museum.
    format by jimmy365

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    *FIRE ALARM*
    Teacher: Okay kids, single file line.
    Me: MOVE B*TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE.
    format by jimmy365

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    OH COOL its
    bendable!
    *SNAP*
    never mind...
    format by jimmy365

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:46pm UTC
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  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    I was late to school on Friday
    The guy on the 'late sheet'
    before me put:
    "Saving the world."
    as his excuse, so I wrote
    "Destroying the world."
    as mine. I came in later to
    find the next person had wrote
    "Innocent bystander."
    IT WAS EPIC.
    I love my school.

  18. MaddieWorth MaddieWorth
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Warren♥ Chapter 10
    The grasp of their hands made me shriek. Their nails went into my skin. I started to cry but this time I wasn't crying over Warren. I was screaming but no one could hear me. Who was it? I couldn't see the face because my vision was going blurred. I did see one thing though, blood. It was eveywhere I looked. I felt a sharp pain come to my leg. I'd been stabbed. I covered it with my hands and tried to kick the person dragging me. I saw blood marks left on the floor. The marble floors had blood tracks on them, my blood tracks. I gasped biting their hand. The grasp on my waist loosed some. I kicked them in the crouch and ran outside. I looked back after I'd made it to the beach to see who it was. I saw two figures dressed in grey running from my house. One of them pointed my way, and they came for me. I ran but I was getting slower and slower. My vision weaker and weaker.I was having flash backs of Warren and me, my life, everything. What I would leave behind if this was my last night to live. I feel to my knees and saw the blood come out of my knee. It stained my bikini and I could almost see the bone. It was deep. I turned my head and saw them getting closer and closer until, at last......they had me again....for the second time....and then.....my vison blurred, I was dizzy, and my eyes closed.
    by jimmy365

  19. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Little do her parents know,
    They'd lost their daughter years ago.

  20. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    7 years ago, I was 2 minutes away from killing myself.
    I texted my crush saying that I had loved her for a very long time, no reply.
    Right before i pulled the trigger, she jumped through my window,
    took the gun out of my hand, and kissed me.
    We dated ever since. Now?
    We're married and were just admitted in the hospital to give birth to our son.
    LGMH

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