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Member Since: 4 Feb 2012 11:59pm

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Gender: M

user id: 270935

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Hey. I'm Devin, I'm a boy as you've
probably figured from my username.
Life is amazing right now.
¡Single and ready to turn 16 so then I can openly mingle without hiding anything from my parents!
When someone says "It's a long story," the correct response is always "I've got time."
No offence to certain people, but the best thing I ever did
in my lifetime was go to W. Alton Jones summer camp,
I've made the most amazing friends there.
I learned the most from my first relationship,
and i've learned the least from going to school.
Followers are nice. Comments are nice. Likes are nice.
That's all.
~Devin.
I love Marina and the Diamonds. If you do too, PLEASE TELL ME because I always want to talk to anyone else who's a fan.

SPEAK TO ME

onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Her eyes are the best of all.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:13pm UTC

knock knock
who's there
may i come in
may i come in who
may i come in you

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC

Yesterday i was at a mall.
This 75 year oldish guy was behind me.
He had one prosthetic leg. There were children pointing and laughing.
The man came CLOSE to me and whispered,
"Unicorns are real" <3
yeah lol no nothing inspirational happens to me

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 6:45pm UTC

She's the girl that no one ever knows.
And I say hi, but she's too shy to say hello.
-We the kings

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 5:28pm UTC

I was playing tennis with my female friend
and this random 75 year old man was like "I bet she could beat you in a race from this fence to that one!"
Why tho
why are adults always trying to make me exercise like no

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 6:11pm UTC

I'm conflicted.
I have to pee.
but the bathroom is so far away
and it would involve me standing up
and walking
and lifting my arm to open the door
and walking back
and sitting back down
i'm not an athlete srsly what is this

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Don't let me go through this alone.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 9:28pm UTC

What do we want?
SELF CONFIDENCE!
When do we want it?
WHENEVER YOU ARE FREE IF THATS OKAY WITH YOU I UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE BUSY!
nnq
format jimmy365

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 5:59pm UTC

me: i have a new nickname
person: what is it
me: hungry hungry hippo
person: why
me: its pretty self explanatory

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 10:11pm UTC

WARNING. |X|
ALERT: Six hours left until school starts,
math homework still not started.
Options:
Stay on Witty
Sleep

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:51pm UTC

You know, I've been really happy ever since you came into my life.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 10:17pm UTC

i feel lonely.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 5:33pm UTC

I just found out a wittian lives right near me.
God I hope I don't know her already.
not my format

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 11:11pm UTC

I looked at a can and
it said it had O milligrams of protein
and I was like protein? O mg.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 5:26pm UTC

tomorrow is 12-12-12,
the last triple date until a century from now. Am I the only one that feels the need to ask some out tomorrow or like do something important?

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 12:11am UTC

How do YOU
pronounce "lol?"
Do you say L. O. L.? Or Lawl? I always say it like Lowl.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 9:22pm UTC

How do we know
that the organization that asks you to donate blood isn't just a secret society of vampires?

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Hey i just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
Wait, the number you gave me is just 123-456-7890...?
So call me never

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 11:22pm UTC

Homework
litterally ruins my life.
I'm serious.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Guy Question#20
Q (asked by 3 fellow wittians):
1. So my question is, how can you tell when a guy likes you?
2. I have a question :) ... How can I tell if a guy likes me??? I need help!!! Thanks, oh and I love your quotes :)
3. how can u tell if a guy likes u???
A: Thank you! Ok good question/s. Popular one apparently. I talk alot about flirting, but i'm going to again. Exessive flirting is the answer. if its a guy who flirts with everyone, it might be a bit more difficult to figure out, but if he flirts with you alone, that's basically an obvious answer. If hints are given too. also, you will probably get a gut feeling that he likes you. he will try to hang around you, make eye contact or physical contact with you as much as possible and he will laugh at everything you say no matter how stupid whatever you said was. he may be ovely friendly or act wierd around you, try to hold doors for you, do what ever he can to make you happy. hope that helps! :)
I'll answer questions you have about guys! Just leave me a comment on my profile and I will try to answer as many as possible, but i must warn you, I wont get to every question. If i dont answer you for a while, ask again until i answer you. Persistence is key. Also, if you want me to put your username or real name (for unknown and unsaid reasons) then say so, otherwise I'll just write, "a fellow Wittian". Cant wait to hear from you.

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