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  1. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:15pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Go on and try to tear me
    down,
    i will be rising from the ground,
    like a
    SKYSCRAPER

  2. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:57pm UTC
    Selena Gomez is in a relationship with Justin Bieber.
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship
    You wish it was you<3.

  3. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    this is another fave for someone who died in
    9/11
    i was 4 years old
    sitting on my mommy's bed
    she had done my hair in 2 ponytails
    i was waiting for my aunt
    she was going to take me to work with her that day
    i was going to spend the week with her
    i was so excited
    she worked in the twin towers
    but she was late that morning since she had a flat tire
    so little me turn on the TV
    the first thing i saw 10 years ago was a picture of a plane
    it was going into the first tower
    i was suppose to be there at 7
    the first plane would have killed me
    but I'm still here cause of a stupid tire
    thank you god and who ever read this
    <3
    This is not mine but I love it so much<3 It is truly heartbreaking. Please don't fave it, fave the person that it happened to. It happened to- random_much

  4. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    http://www.weebly.com/weebly/main.php

  5. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Ok today at school, a person that i thought was my 'friend' was making fron of me and laughing and pointing, then asked what happened to my hair if i shaved it or something, because i got a scene haircut. WTF i hate my school so much and the worst part is im new to the school.

  6. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
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    October 2, 2011 3:04am UTC
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  7. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    I don't understand banks
    Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

  8. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:37am UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER

    I Believe<3

  9. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 1:37am UTC
    MorganElizabeth
    Everybody, let's start a Chain Reaction of "Kindness and Compassion" You may never know how far little kindness can go.
    In memory of Rachel Joy Scott, who died in the Columbine High School Shooting.
    www.rachelschallenge.org

  10. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 1:42am UTC
    MorganElizabeth
    Everybody, let's start a Chain Reaction of "Kindness and Compassion" You may never know how far little kindness can go.
    In memory of Rachel Joy Scott, who died in the Columbine High School Shooting. I accept Rachel's Challenge, do you?
    www.rachelschallenge.org

  11. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    You're the reason why
    I don't want to go to school
    nmf (my quote)

  12. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
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    October 12, 2011 9:33pm UTC
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  13. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
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    October 12, 2011 9:34pm UTC
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  14. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
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    October 12, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    Liar, you said you wouldn't. I'm never trusting you again. You said "I'm never going to brake up with you babe" Well then why is there a broken girl on her bed with a gallon of ice cream watching The Notebook. The sad thing is you didn't have the balls to do it to her face, instead you did it in a facebook message. YOU JUST RUINED MY DAY

  15. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    When a girl hacks a friends Facebook;
    OMG! Babe you've been hacked by your best friend! I love youuu!<3<3
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship
    When a guy hacks a friends Facebook;
    I'm gay..
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship
    nmq, nmf

  16. MorganElizaBeth MorganElizaBeth
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    October 15, 2011 6:15pm UTC
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