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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 1:09am UTC
    "dear girls who tan: it's called
    'sun kissed', not 'dorito r a p e d'."
    "your makeup makes you look like
    you've been r a p e d by crayola."
    hey here's an idea: let's not make casual
    r a p e jokes and pretend that they're funny.
    1 in 4 girls, remember that. 1 in 4 teenage
    girls are very definitely not laughing.

  2. Swaggie Swaggie
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:57am UTC
    So last night...
    We had this thing called teen night, and my friend Morgan, she was there. Now let me tell you about Morgan, she cuts herself, all because of bullies and this one d!ck named Toryn. Morgan is in love with Toryn, but he bullies her. Toryn moved away last year, but last night he was back, and he is going to go to our school. Morgan went to go give Toryn a hug, because she mad missed him. Toryn began to tell her to knock it off. He then continued to make fun of her. Morgan then lifted her sleeves, and said "You are the reason I do this". Toryn then said " You are an idiot for doing that" And began to laugh with his friends. Morgan started crying and didn't stop. She went into the bathroom, and I followed her. She went into the stall and I waited for her by the sink. She came out, and put her earrings back on. I looked at her wrists, but saw nothing, so we left the bathroom after she fixed her makeup.
    After a while, Toryn started making fun of her again. She started crying, and said that she wanted to kill herself. She said that she was planning her death. I pulled her away from the crowed of people, into this secret little area, and gave her the biggest hug I have ever given anyone. "You are better than this, Morgan, you are beautiful, and funny, and amazing. Don't let him get to you" I said, as she began crying. Then, this boy, Noah, walked by and threw a water bottle at us. I threw it back harder.
    If you think Morgan is stronger than these people, then please favorite this quote.
    I will show her how many people favorite this.
    So please, help my friend, I would hate to see her take her own life to bullying.
    Please

  3. hanniebananie hanniebananie
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    My dad, brother, and I eating dinner and my brother keeps stealing my french fires:
    me: Stop!
    dad: Don't touch me there!
    brother: These are my no-no squares!
    dad: R-A
    brother: P-E
    dad & brother: Get your man hands off of me!
    This seriously just happened to me.

  4. Believeinlove143 Believeinlove143
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Subway, really?
    I used to work at Subway a couple months ago, but I quit. And what made me quit was one time a homeless man came in to get a sandwich. He asked if the sandwich would be more than $10. One of my coworkers told him no and he carried on. When he got down to the register, he was searching frantically for his money, and with such shame on his face he said he couldn't find it and started to leave. But I called out to him and said I would pay for it. I got my credit card and paid for an entire meal for this man, with no discounts. Completely in full. He thanked me over and over. Then when the next person in line got to the register she told me how nice of thing I did. Now when everyone left I was in the back cleaning and my manager yelled at me. Telling me that if someone can't pay for their food you tell them to leave. I told her that I wasn't going to let him starve. It was 115 degrees outside. He was probably exhausted, dehydrated and very hungry. I was so baffled about the fact that I just got in trouble for helping someone in need. I was being constantly told by owners and supervisors of the company that this was a business about people and making people happy. But I guess the homeless aren't people. So I quit a week later.


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  7. So_This_Is_Life So_This_Is_Life
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    My friend's uncle died today. He rolled his car. It would mean so much if you could pray for him. I'm going to show my friend this quote so she knows people care.

    nmf

  8. pez_candy44 pez_candy44
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    PLEASE READ
    Yesterday a 17 year female , who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by the Lancaster School District. She suffered from a fractured jaw and multiple concussions to the head and the Deputy Sheriff advised her mother to re-think her wanting to file charges against the football player because her daughter pushed him back. The school ended up documenting "assault" charges on the victims school file, NOT the football players!!! To make things worse, the Deputy Sheriff warned the victim, by saying, "Just so you know, if you file charges against him, I'm taking his side." We're attempting to raise awareness and bring this story to light because Lancaster High School is trying to sweep this "Hate Crime" under the rug!

  9. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Can we all just give nevercutyourbeautiful a round of applause please. :)

  10. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    accidentally
    Chapter 28
    I keep on forgetting to write everyday, and im sorry for all the excuses!
    I haven't seen Evan much lately, even after my conversation with Aiden.
    But today, I mustered up the courage to go see Evan after school at the photography club.
    The halls were empty, as an echo was made when I walke down the hallway.
    I remembered the way to the photography class from my previous experience in freshman year.
    I stopped in front of the wooden door, as I twisted open the knob.
    The room was dark, with the exception of the light that was coming from the laptop across the room.
    Evan was clicking away on the computer, going by picture after picture.
    I cleared my throat, as Evan turned around.
    He seemed surprised to see me, eyes widened.
    He stopped clicking on his mouse, as he blinked a few times.
    "Can I talk to you?" my voice came out high pitched.
    Evan cleared his throat, as he turned the lights on. "S-sure." he stuttered nervously. "Just take a seat."
    I took the empty seat beside him. "So, where's everyone? Isn't this the room to the photography club?"
    Evan let out a low laugh, scratching the back of his neck.
    I finally took a good look at him, noticing how stressed out and tried he looked.
    His hair was a mess, and there were evident dark circles under his eyes.
    "It's a Friday." Evan said. "Everyone left early today."
    "How come you're still here?" I asked.
    "I need to review all the pictures that we're putting in the next paper that comes out on Monday." Evan shrugged.
    I gave him a weak and forced smile. "Oh."
    Evan licked his lips, as his green eyes casted down towards mine.
    "I'm actually really glad that you came by today." Evan paused. "I've been meaning to see you."
    I couldn't help but feel a bit angry.
    I've been at school for the entire week, and he hasn't even glanced at me when we walked by each other in the halls.
    "Really?" I asked bitterly.
    Evan looked saddened by my harsh tone. "Arden, I'm sorry for what I did to you."
    I stared down at my fingers, feeling numb on the inside.
    "I know it may have seen like I was using you this whole time," he paused, "but I wasn't. At first, I was, but then I got to really know you, and I found out how different you were from Hollis. You're sarcastic, honest and you don't care about what anyone says about you, and I love that. Sure, you may look a hell lot like Hollis, but I pushed that aside once I realized who you really were."
    I felt tears well up in my eyes, as I brushed them away quickly.
    Evan saw me cry once, and he'll be lucky if he see's it again.
    "Did you ever like me?" I whispered.
    Evan gave me a small smile, tucking a loose strand of hair behind my ears. "Yeah, a lot."
    I licked my lips. "When did you start liking me as more than just a replacement for Hollis?"
    "When I first kissed you." he said without hesitation.
    That was when I started to have feelings for him, as well.
    "Do you still like me now?" I asked, feeling my own voice shake.
    "Yes." Evan muttered, his eyes slowly shifting down to my lips.


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  12. SecretsOfASuicidalTeen SecretsOfASuicidalTeen
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Skinny is beautiful
    But so is curvy
    And short
    And tall
    And long hair
    And short hair
    And no hair
    And freckles
    And dark skin
    And light skin
    And medium skin
    And then arms
    And wide shoulders
    And tiny feet
    And long feet
    And small hands
    And long fingers
    And big teeth
    And wide wrists
    And long arms
    And blonde hair
    And red hair
    And black hair
    And blue hair
    And curves
    And hips
    And small breasts
    And narrow fingers
    And chubby fingers
    And high cheekbones
    And muscles
    And strong calves
    And big noses
    And tiny noses
    And round noses
    And thick eyebrows
    And loud voices
    And accents
    And intelligence
    And high voices
    And big toes
    And wide thighs
    And thin gaps
    And sharp ears
    And small ears
    And wide tummies
    And big hands
    And small tummies
    And wide hips
    And big butts
    And flat chests
    And no butts
    And big eyes
    And slanted eyes
    And streaks
    And contacts
    And glasses
    And afros
    And straight hair
    And curly hair
    And moles
    And thin legs
    And stubby legs
    And big arms
    And big foreheads
    And love handles
    And perfection
    And flaws.
    -tumblr

  13. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    In 2003,
    Steve created Witty for all of us.:) Want to see what it looked like back then?:D
    http://web.archive.org/web/20030416074540/http://www.wittyprofiles.com/
    your welcome.:)

  14. Camrynjp99 Camrynjp99
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    One time a boy liked me, just kidding.

  15. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 10:18pm UTC
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  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    SHOUTOUT
    to the people in school
    who stop in the middle of the hallway
    everyone hates you

  17. foof12 foof12
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:28pm UTC
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  18. royalclaymaker royalclaymaker
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    My sister wants to try
    out for my schools
    football team.
    But she is scared that she might not be accepted. Andif she is let on the team, that she may be made fun of.
    Favorite if you think she should try out.
    I will show this to her.
    I think she is great at playing football.
    She tackles pretty hard....
    Nows how to kick a ball... far.
    And nows how to throw a ball in an exact spot.
    PLEASE FAVORITE FOR HER!

  19. loveisjusta_history_ loveisjusta_history_
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Dear Wittians,
    Please please please help me.
    I know a lot of people do this,
    but I promise its real.
    If I get 200 faves,
    my boyfriend promised me
    he would go 2 weeks without hurting someone.
    You see, he's made some bad decisions.
    And he's hurt a lot of people.
    But I'm trying to help him,
    and show him people care.
    Please wittians.
    Thankyou everyone. xoxo.

  20. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    After I had chemo just now,
    I logged on to Witty,
    only to have one notification,
    when I clicked on it,
    Steve followed me:)
    Thanks so much,
    it was on my bucket list.
    Format by twilightgirl995

:)

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