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ImmaDirectioner

Status: Happy :)

Member Since: 14 Jun 2012 03:21am

Last Seen: 24 Apr 2014 10:36pm

Location: Neverland :{D

Gender: F

user id: 308454

132 Quotes
2,437 Favorites
139 Following
94 Followers
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Oh Wow
Vas Happening?!
Nice to meet y'all lovlies

Family. Friends. One Direction. Channing Tatum. Wattpad. Witty. Youtube. Jenna Marbles. Janoskians. iPod. Computer. Laptop. The Hunger Games. Twilight. Reading. Phone. Unicorns. Leprechauns. Mustachues. Tacos. Life. Oh and spongebob... how could i forget spongebob.
I'm more awkward than the awkward turtle himself.
Btw to get to the links click the first letter of each new word.
 




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  1. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 7:22pm UTC
    My Question of the Day:
    Can cats be allergic to people?

  2. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 2:03am UTC
    My imperfections make me beautiful?
    Great, now all i have to do is tell society

  3. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Can we all just give nevercutyourbeautiful a round of applause please. :)

  4. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    PlasticBieber is done trolling....

  5. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    So let me get this straight,
    We judge people,
    For judging people,
    Because judging people is wrong.

  6. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 5:28am UTC
    *Me Trying to do the "Dobby is a free elf" thing i saw on witty*
    Me: *Puts sock on kitchen bench*
    Mum: "What is this?" *Hands sock back to me*
    Me: *Trys to say the next line ends up cracking up forgeting what air is*
    Mum: Ummm.... are you.... alright...
    Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA D-D-DOBB--YYY ELF FREEE
    Mum: Oka-
    Me: *Runs away*
    EPIC F.A.I.L
    P.S you will only understand this if you have one
    Watched the Harry Potter Movie where Dobby is given a sock or two
    Seen the quote of someone doing what i tried doing but theres was successful ...

  7. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 1:19am UTC
    You might aswell just get some cats and call it quits
    ~Jenna Marbles

  8. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Friend: Your pretty
    Me: And your a dam comedian

  9. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 1:46am UTC
    Me: *Listening to live while we're young*
    Me: "Yeah we'll be doin' what we do, pretending that we cool -yes we will- and we know it too"
    Me: "CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY"
    Me: *i know we only met but lets pretend it's love*
    Me: I don't know... It going so quickly... but.. but... OK
    Me: *Oooh Zayn interesting face singing into that big mic*
    Me: Harry jumping with a big banana ... interesting... Trust
    Me: hey cool there rolling around in big balls .... hehehe
    Me: Well i plan on going where they are right now, probably swing on that rope louis was on
    Me: Y'know the usual
    Me: Nothing creepy there...

  10. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 1:39am UTC
    I Know We Only
    Met But Let's
    Pretend
    It's Love
    Format Credit SayingWhatMeFeels

  11. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 7:13am UTC
    Me: *Getting a call*
    My friend: Well someones popular, who is it? ;) *winks various times*
    Me: *looks at caller ID*
    My friend: well aren't you gonna answer it...?
    Me:
    My phone:
    My friend:
    Me: ... *answers phone* Hi mum...
    My friend: *Cracks up*
    Just me?!

  12. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    Those three words that change EVERYTHING
    I Have Food
    format credit: jimmy365

  13. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Me: *Opens pantry doors*
    Me: *See's no food*
    Me: *Closes pantry doors*
    Me: *Opens fridge door*
    Me: *See's no food*
    Me: *Closes fridge door*
    Me: *Repeats*
    Anyone else?

  14. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 5:07am UTC
    Did you know that if you type "Directionater" into google it says "Did you mean: Directioner"
    googles done it again :)

  15. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 4:27am UTC
    Yes i'm a girl, I push doors that
    clearly say pull, I laugh harder when i try
    to explain why i'm laughing, I walk into
    a room and forget why i was there, I
    count on my fingers in math class 'cause
    it's a habit, I try to accomplish things
    with time still on the microwave
    I say it's a long story
    when it's really not
    nmf/nmq

  16. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Making a quote..
    And not knowing what "kind of quote it is"
    Is a dilema we've all suffered from.

  17. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Making a quote..
    And not knowing what "kind of quote it is"
    Is a dilema we've all suffered from.

  18. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Shrek;
    A story of an ogre who meets a donkey which is his soon to be best friend. Who go saves a princess from a castle who ends up being his true love. Who against all odds of being teased and bullied.
    Finally get's his
    Happily Ever After

  19. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 3:35am UTC
    Why are there no fat stickman?
    nmq

  20. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 2:46am UTC
    Has anyone ever seen me in the "People you may like" thing on the side
    No?
    Ok.

:)

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