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loveizzy
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 9:57pm UTC

OMG GUYS! I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
so i was looking through old microsoft documents the other day and i found a letter to my friend, Noelle, who moved away and we kept in touch through letters. So at one point in the letter, i responded to her last letter, where she said that she wrote stories on this website called wittyprofiles.com. I did not remember that she had a profile on here, and i've been trying to find her.
So what i'm asking you guys to do is to fave this so it gets to the top list so that she can see it and maybe find me!

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ImSailingAway
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November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

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alyse
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 2:01pm UTC

So last night my sister tried to commite suicide,
when she told me i started to cry.
she apoligized but right now im still crying
because i don't know what i'd do without her.
So i made a deal with her,
If this quote gets 400 quotes in atleast
72 hours she will never try to commite suicide again.
Please take like 2 seconds out of your time to save my
sisters life.
~ Thank you~<3

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horsegirl99

posted a quote
October 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Drake and Josh moment #1:
Drake: This is my worst birthday ever!
Josh: Why, cause you ran over Oprah?
Drake: No, cause it's a little humid.....YES, CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:42pm UTC

"You see that girl?"
I pointed over to a girl sitting all alone at a round lunch table.
"Yeah what about her?" The blond kid laughed.
I rolled my eyes got up and picked up my tray and walked over to that round table and sat down next to her.
She didn't look up. She lept her eyes down and kept listening to music.
"Hi, my name's Jason." I said.
She looked up. Her eyes were red from crying and had sadness and confusion written all in her eyes.
"Why are you talking to me?" she asked.
"Well, I want some real friends. Will you be my friend, forever?" I asked.
A big grin appeared on her face, "Yes."
"Pinky promise?" and I held out my pinky.
"Pinky promise." She replied firmly.

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wittyquotesgurl
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October 7, 2012 11:02pm UTC

click to see this quote

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wannabe
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 9:43pm UTC

I picture life as a book.
You write your own story in pen.
You cannot change what you write after it is written. And all of the people around you, that want to be in your life, they make marks on the side in pencil. Some pencil marks are darker then others.
You can try to erase them from your book completely, but deep down, you'll still see the faint little mark that you know was from them.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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meggs4
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC

you cant spell beautiful
without be u :)

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shelbster
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:58pm UTC

I didn't fall!
The floor just needed a hug
Format: twilightgirl995

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teamjacob5898
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 9:50pm UTC

I asked Jesus,
"How much do you love me?"
"This much"
he answered,
then streched his arms
out on the cross
and died
~No matter how unloved you feel, Jesus will love you more than anyone on Earth can.

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Ryan Lochte??
more like Ryan Loch me in a room and screw me

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC

She's sitting in her room,
and in her bed she lies.
With the music turned up loud,
to drown out all her cries.
She keeps reading through the texts,
that she knows 'sorry' just won't fix.
And she's dreaming of a place,
where happy endings still exsist.
She keeps going through the photo's,
and all of the memories fade to black.
And the thought keeps running through her mind,
"He'll never take me back."
He's sitting in his bedroom,
lying on his bed.
Reading through the messages,
regretting everything he said.
The x-box is on the floor,
along with every game.
And he used to play with her,
but now it's not the same.
His music's turned up loud,
to drown out all his cries.
And he knows it will never be enough,
to just apologize.
While he starts to think about it more,
he knows he lost his own bestfriend.
And that's when he whispers through his tears,
"She'll never love me again."
MYQUOTE.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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titanicxlove76
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 9:27pm UTC

When life gives you
a hundred reasons
to cry, show life
you have a
thousand reasons
to smile

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whoaitsmidge_x3
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:19pm UTC

If you're skinny, you're anorexic
If you're thick, you're obese
If you're a virgin, you're too good
If you're not a virgin, you're easy
If you smoke, you're trashy
If you don't smoke, you're not cool
If you have small boobs, you're flat
If you have big boobs, you're a wh*re
If you get good grades, you're a nerd
If you get bad grades, you're dumb
If you're friendly, you're fake
If you're quiet, you're rude
Society is never pleased.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 9:04pm UTC

You know what gets me so mad?
A non-popular girl on facebook posts a picture of them,little make up on,beautiful curly hair,and she gets 2 likes and 1 comment on that picture.
A "popular' girl posts a picture of herself boobs in her face,tons of makeup on,stick stright hair, and gets 60 likes and 19 comments.
Seirously?whats so great about popular kids?It makes no sense.EVERYONES BEAUTIFUL. just beause one girl has a larger body then another girl,it makes them ugly. It gets me so mad. Why cant everyone be treated equally?
Populars arnt everything.

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tuck323
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Be strong now.
Because things will get better
It may be stormy now.
But it can't rain forever.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow.
Morning of school: Nevermind.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:26am UTC

Guys get on their knees for some girls.
Jesus got on the cross for all of humanity.

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