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January 21, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if you "swaggie" three time in front of a mirror
justin bieber will appear next to you and smoke some weed.

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MyWittyProfile
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January 25, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Can everyone stop liking One Direction so I can have them to myself?

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 6:00pm UTC

when i was 8, i didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.
when i was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
when i was 12, my satr didn't show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm 50.

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 6:03pm UTC

reject from niall horan hurts.
chocolate can help.

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i farted in the apple store and everyone was mad;
it isn't my fault they don't have Windows.

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 6:15pm UTC

*someone cute walks past me*
me: nooo babe, come back. i love you.

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sammy*
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January 20, 2013 9:08am UTC

Parents: Why don't you ever socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*

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yourcool
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January 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i wish i could sleep at night but
my stupid ADHD kicks in and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, HEEEY macarena!

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Victoria13
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January 14, 2013 7:44pm UTC

I'll support you in your fight as long as you're fighting for something worth fighting for...
<3

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the_story_left_untold
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January 14, 2013 8:15pm UTC

exams every day this week, therefore i have no choice but to eat so i have energy to retain information in my hypocampus. which means a gaining of weight. not to mention i'm on my uhh *cough cough* week of the month, and am already bloated. definitely starving after this week lol.

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MyWittyProfile
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January 16, 2013 2:36pm UTC

No matter what time it is, I'll always be hungry.
The decision is whether or not to eat.

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niki12354
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January 16, 2013 5:36pm UTC

i can't say hello
without risking
another goodbye

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Dance4life331
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January 16, 2013 2:31pm UTC

If youeverstart to miss
me
just remember.
i didnt walk away .
You let me go.

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thouqhtz
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January 16, 2013 8:32am UTC

while you're ignoring her, someone is begging for her attention. ♥

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1hockey2lax3crazy
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January 15, 2013 10:00pm UTC

being happy about something you should be sad about.
I smiled at the breakup, not criend.
I laughed when you said it was my fault.
I feel a weight being lifted away, cause I don't have to deal with you.
Bye.

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