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  1. nova ♥* nova ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 12:02am UTC
    wanna know if he likes you ?
    tell him you like his shirt
    and see how often he wears it. ♥

  2. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    Juliet
    and her
    Romeo
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  3. cheergirlxx418 cheergirlxx418
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    *actual convorsation with this guy last night*
    Him: your cute
    Me: haha no im not dont lie
    Him: Yes you're mad cute
    Me: and your crazzy:P
    Him: crazy about you;)
    <33

  4. chocolate_lover chocolate_lover
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    i like my tea the same way i like my men.
    strong and british.

  5. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    I want someone who says I love you every night and proves it everday day.

  6. DoNotJudgeMe DoNotJudgeMe
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm going to bed
    Will you come too?

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Just one touch & i was a believer
    every k i s s gets a little sweeter |||||||||||||||||||

  8. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    dear crush, your nickname i gave you is homework because im not doing you but i should be

  9. JerseyxSweetheart JerseyxSweetheart
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2004 5:29pm UTC
    Ain't It Funny
    How You Lost Me...
    Then You Wanted Me
    Ain't It Funny
    How I Can Say I Love You One Day...
    Not The Other
    Ain't It Funny
    How I Can Say I*m Over You...
    And Your Still In Love With Me!
    DeDiCaTeD To SoMeOnE WhO CaN*t GeT OvEr YoU AfTeR A BrEaK-Up

  10. SuThErNxCuTiE SuThErNxCuTiE
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2004 1:44pm UTC
    *Bang Bang Choo Choo Train*
    *Get on da cart and do ur thang*
    *Rese peices butta cup*
    *take my man*
    *I'll kick ur butt!*
    <--HaHa AiNt ThAt FuNnY?-->

  11. SeXiiChIcka SeXiiChIcka
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:20am UTC
    omg this is such a funny poem its a ladies prayer!!! i didnt write it but i think its soooo funny~!!!!!!
    Now I lay me
    Down to sleep.
    I pray the lord
    My shape to keep.
    Please no wrinkles
    Please no bags
    And please lift my butt
    Before it sags.
    Please no age spots
    Please no gray
    And as for my belly,
    Please take it away
    Please keep me healthy
    Please keep me young,
    And thank you Dear Lord
    for all that you've done!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    if you have a white iPhone, Uggs,
    yoga pants and know the cup song, then congratulations, you're white.

  14. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:20am UTC
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    ..........
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    "Bison."

  15. turquoise turquoise
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    It's amazing how two people can be so perfect for each other; but they're both too scared to get hurt that they don't do anything about it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 12:21am UTC
    Its Not That I'm Waiting For You,
    Or That I Can't See Myself With Someone Else,
    Its That My Feelings For You Are So Strong,
    I Know I Can't Love Anyone Else The Way
    I Love You.
    ♡♥~


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. proveyouwrong718 proveyouwrong718
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    I used to want to prove you wrong about me.
    I wanted to show you that I could be trust worthy, loyal, caring, and loving.
    All of that stuff.
    But it's getting hard when all you do is push me away,
    and then complain that I don't come chasing after you.
    Sorry, but I don't chase after people.
    If you really wanted me,
    you wouldn't be running in the first place.

  20. tigersforever tigersforever
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    When your crush gives you hugs and you pretend you dont care, so he wont find out, then when you really need'em he stops hiving them. then wishing you hadnt acted like you hated it.

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