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omg this is such a funny poem its a ladies prayer!!! i didnt write it but i think its soooo funny~!!!!!!

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
for all that you've done!
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omg this is such a funny poem its a ladies prayer!!! i didnt

6 faves · Jan 20, 2004 11:20am

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