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yourcool
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC

F is for friends who don't talk to you,
U is for you're all alone,
N is for never having any plans,
All i do is sit at home.

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yolo1997
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April 28, 2012 2:45pm UTC

All my friends are in a relationship,
and i'm over here like
" I love food"<3

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nightjade
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June 18, 2012 3:05pm UTC

It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.

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yourcool
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June 17, 2012 8:34pm UTC

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thelovelydead
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Am I the only one who enjoys
Facebook fights?
It's like BRING ON THE POPCORN AND WAIT.
nmf

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xashleyx01
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June 17, 2012 9:44pm UTC

"Hey"
2 hours later. "Hey"
No, it's too late,
I don't want to talk to you.

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pez_candy44
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:24pm UTC

2 MONTHS AGO...
my best friend took his life.
he was bullied to death.
its ok, to be gay<3

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MariaYoloOsorio
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 9:17pm UTC

I bust mine
---------- To ---------
Kick yours!
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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DromedaLove
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Seeing you for just 3 seconds, would make my day.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Wow, nice attitude.
Where'd you get it? Abercrombie and B/tch?

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LaureeeenN
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:32pm UTC

If I Ever Go Missing
I want my picture on a 40oz beer bottle, rather than a milk carton. I want people to actually find me

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GreenMariLoves
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June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

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JustWaiting
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June 14, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers,
If you do find one, what's your plan?

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 9:13pm UTC

>>>>I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous... But i can still fit into the earrings i wore in elementary school<<<<
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Running toward my dreams,
tripped over reality and hit my head on the truth.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:02pm UTC

screw the recommended serving size.
b/tches don't know me.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Your pinky may be the smallest finger,
but it's capable of holding the biggest secrets.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Nascar would be way more entertaining
if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:53pm UTC

I miss those days when you could just
push someone into a pool without worrying about their cell phone.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC

I'm team Jacob.
Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

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